Potato chips always taste better directly from the bag. amirite?

Good potassium

The most effective job for mute person is of a librarian. amirite?

Not when you need to question the patron to figure out what the book is that they kind of remember a little bit about

If you have lower standards, you have more things to enjoy than if they were higher. amirite?

That's only if you can still afford all the higher standard things.

There Are No Rule Against Bringing Fire Extinguisher To Knife Fight, amirite?
@Whalebird There Are No Rule Against Bringing A Tank To Knife Fight 📷

Did you just use a camera emoji as a tank picture (I'll let you pass as there is no tank emoji)

To an insomniac, the feeling of not being able to keep your eyes open is bliss, amirite?

As an Insomniac... I can confirm.

More people would probably have kids if you could just incubate them to the point where they can walk and sleep all night.... amirite?

More people would probably have more kids if humans lay eggs instead.

There are literally little balls of scent on a scratch-and-sniff sticker. amirite?
If some sort of apocalypse does happen, staying in shape for those that survive won't be an issue with all the abandon fitness gyms in every city. amirite?
@Look at people who live on farms, or don't get their food from grocery stores in general. They are fit without...

The point is that it is now common knowledge that weight training is by far the most effective way to build and maintain strength, which you will most likely need during an apocalypse. The strong survive.

If some sort of apocalypse does happen, staying in shape for those that survive won't be an issue with all the abandon fitness gyms in every city. amirite?
If they were to make a realistic girlfriend simulator it would mostly be trying to find out why she is upset and trying to fix it, amirite?
If you had a dog's sense of smell, you would probably smell the trails of people's farts that have passed through, amirite?

I heard that dogs can see farts.

If everyone gets the corona disease then no one will have the corona disease. amirite?

"I used the coronavirus to destroy the coronavirus"

If you worry about making mistakes don't. It's not like anyone will remember you in 150 years, amirite?

I could make this argument about anything. Why should I do anything productive if it won't do anything for the next 150 years? Why should I be here if it doesn't make any impact in the next 150 years? Why should I worry about making mistakes if those mistakes won't make any impact in the next 150 years?

Being a mind reader is depressing, amirite?
Every male born from the years 2010-2024 is technically an Alpha male. If they are born from 2025-2039, they are a Beta male. amirite?

Is this a math thing?