Is our time on earth coming to a close?
Life: A sexually transmitted disease that always ends in death, amirite?

that is so funny and true!

You have a song you can listen to when you're upset that makes you feel at least slightly better, amirite?

Keep your head up by Andy Grammer

which is your favorite color?
Most of us spend lots of time on the computer, watching television, and reading books to escape the horrible reality of the real world.

I read books to learn more about the reality of the real world.

Sometimes you just hate the fans more than the actual thing.

Extreme religious Romney supporters...

There's always that on kid in PE who took the game way to seriously. Amirite?
How many likes you get on your pictures has pretty much nothing to do with your attractiveness and everything to do with your popularity, amirite?
@Idk I'm kinda popular and random people tell me I'm attractive but people NEVER LIKE MY PHOTOS. ;-; Maybe because...

Or you just have friends that don't spend the whole day in front of the computer and rather compliment you when they actually see you.

How many likes you get on your pictures has pretty much nothing to do with your attractiveness and everything to do with your popularity, amirite?
@A lot of the times the two things go together

Or just about how many friends you have on Facebook

It's really relaxing to put your ear against your cat's chest and listen to her purr, amirite?
Nobody loves America quite like Americans, amirite?

...this applies to all countries.

You hate it when someone of an older generation says that this generation is lazy, and we don't work hard enough. You used to just have to be fairly smart and try a little in school to get into an Ivy League. Now you need to get a 2300+ on your SATs, have a 3.75+ GPA, and take like 5 AP tests just to be considered. Plus we need to show leadership, help out the community, and do extracurricular activities. High schoolers have to work hard to go to a good college, amirite?

completely agree! My Aunt always says "back in the days we had to draw out graphs and we didn't have a $100 calculator to do it for us" if she only knew how many different buttons we have to master in addition to knowin how to graph on paper she wouldn't be saying that!

Muffins aren't ugly cupcakes. Muffins are beautiful in their own way. If anything, cupcakes are just cake-faced muffins, amirite?

those muffins look delicious.

Sometimes the time you take deciding the best way to transport a few things in one trip takes longer than the time it would take if you had just taken two trips, amirite?

I'll be like "There is NO WAY I'm going to walk to the car and back twice." Takes suitcase and lamp and bookshelf and refrigerator and takes tiny steps until everything crashes on the ground at destination