Without Anthony's parents we wouldn't have amirite.net, so we should thank them for having sex 21 years and 9 months ago, amirite?

Without my parents, this sentence wouldn't exist. Neither would this one. Or this one. Hey! There's so much to thank my parents for! BTW that sentence wouldn't exist either. In case you were wondering, this WHOLE ENTIRE comment wouldn't exist! Thank you, mom. Thank you, dad.

Without Anthony's parents we wouldn't have amirite.net, so we should thank them for having sex 21 years and 9 months ago, amirite?
@RobotDevil If your parents had never had sex, I wouldn't be responding to your comment right now! I would probably be doing...

I'm sincerely sorry from the bottom of my heart. Everybody should stop having sex. IT'S CAUSING PEOPLE"S BIOLOGY GRADES TO DROP!

When zombies take over the world, everyone should go to Costco. It has thick concrete walls, years worth of supplies, and the zombies can't get in unless they have a membership card. amirite?

Darn. Stupid humans. They always find a place to hide. Come, fellow zombies, we will take over Costco even if we die doing-nevermind-Charge!

You are so right! We can't have gay people marry people they're attracted to! What if African Americans saw this? They'd try and marry a white guy! We have to be fair.

There should be a universal symbol to put at the start of an email that means "I just wrote you a huge long email but then accidentally deleted it so this is the half-assed 2nd version", amirite?

I just wrote this huge long comment but then accidentally deleted it so this is the half-assed 2nd version. It's short. I know. I didn't feel like writing the whole thing over again. The original comment was amazing. This one isn't. Deal with it.

You've always wanted to write a book, but once you've started it, a chapter later, you desert it, amirite?

Not in my book. Pun intended.

Doesn't it work out that girls want the opposite hair of what they have. If they have blonde hair, they want brown hair. If they have thin hair, they want thick hair and vice-versa, amirite?

Um...I like my brown, thick and curly hair? Reminds me of Hermione :)

It doesn't matter how many fish there are in the sea if you are stuck in a fishbowl, amirite?
@SpellCheck Or you could go down the drain.

I haven't found a drain in my fishbowl YET.

Why are there never any good side effects? Just once I'd like to read a medication bottle and see "May cause extreme sexiness.", amirite?

Positive side effect: May cause extreme sexiness
Negative side effect: Will forget ever reading that.

When your driving, and it's a hurricane, there's always one car you see with their windshield wipers on "lalala singing in the rain", amirite?

We really need a nicer way to tell people their breath stinks without hurting their feelings. Its like 'Hey im bored! Lets go brush our teeth!" Or, "I have to make a phone call, hold this gum in your mouth.", amirite?
@I feel the exact opposite. If they don't affect your life in any way, then you should let them get married. Love is...

(<3 JBieber): Oh Justin, you're just to young for this! I'll tell you when you're older. btw make sure you brush your teeth tonight, before bedtime, at eight o'clock, that is.

It's really relaxing to put your ear against your cat's chest and listen to her purr, amirite?
That would be awesome if you could "put off" days until later. "Aw, man. Ugh..I have a test tomorrow, and an essay due! Well, I guess I will just put thursday off until later. Maybe I will do it after sunday." amirite?

yeah, except then the like the last three years of our life would suck.