(<3 JBieber): But you do brush your teeth, amirite?
Without my parents, this sentence wouldn't exist. Neither would this one. Or this one. Hey! There's so much to thank my parents for! BTW that sentence wouldn't exist either. In case you were wondering, this WHOLE ENTIRE comment wouldn't exist! Thank you, mom. Thank you, dad.
I'm sincerely sorry from the bottom of my heart. Everybody should stop having sex. IT'S CAUSING PEOPLE"S BIOLOGY GRADES TO DROP!
Darn. Stupid humans. They always find a place to hide. Come, fellow zombies, we will take over Costco even if we die doing-nevermind-Charge!
You are so right! We can't have gay people marry people they're attracted to! What if African Americans saw this? They'd try and marry a white guy! We have to be fair.
I just wrote this huge long comment but then accidentally deleted it so this is the half-assed 2nd version. It's short. I know. I didn't feel like writing the whole thing over again. The original comment was amazing. This one isn't. Deal with it.
Not in my book. Pun intended.
Um...I like my brown, thick and curly hair? Reminds me of Hermione :)
I haven't found a drain in my fishbowl YET.
Positive side effect: May cause extreme sexiness
Negative side effect: Will forget ever reading that.
When your driving, and it's a hurricane, there's always one car you see with their windshield wipers on "lalala singing in the rain", amirite?
Do you come from the Futer?
(<3 JBieber): Oh Justin, you're just to young for this! I'll tell you when you're older. btw make sure you brush your teeth tonight, before bedtime, at eight o'clock, that is.
yeah, except then the like the last three years of our life would suck.