How many Freudian analysts does it take to change a lightbulb? Two. One to change the bulb, and one to hold the penis... wait, I meant the ladder, amirite?
@iceeselenawiz I like penises--er, I mean... No, I mean penises.

Congrats on ruining it. Don't be such a penis-- um, I meant dick.

Unfortunate cookies would be entertaining, they only say bad things, amirite?

Misfortune cookies....

It's awkward when you're trying to figure out what to say when your bro actually tells a cool story.. amirite?

When trying to express oneself, it's frankly quite absurd,
To leaf through lengthy lexicons to find the perfect word.
A little spontaniaty keeps conversation keen,
You need to find a way to say, precisely what you mean...


I find it odd that knock knock jokes didn't transform into ding dong jokes with the invention of the doorbell, amirite?

Because your ding dong is the joke. HAHAAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA need some ice for that burn?

"Whoever did the rhyme, did the crime."
Which is why most rappers are black, amirite?
Gentlemen, for the next 2-3 weeks the best pick up line at any bar is, "What's Call of Duty?" You can thank me at the bachelor party. amirite?
@Me neither.

I could.

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I bet you had to read this twice, amirite?
@Actually, I read it 3 times.

You have to read it twice before you can read it a third time.

I bet you had to read this twice, amirite?
Even though so many people die because of alcohol, you never think about how many of them are born because of it. amirite?
@Javvie Born with FAS :/

You guys don't know what FAS is?? HERE Plankton...Let me spell it for you!

F is for friends who do sex together
A is for Alcohol
S is for some couple at anytime at all,

Sea Creatures: Unhappy with their new baby!

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Johnny Cash-Now we have no Jobs, no Hope, and no Cash, amirite?

I hope Kevin Bacon doesn't die . . .

A lot of conflict in the Wild West could've been avoided if cowboy urban planners had made towns big enough for everyone, amirite?

-Soogle. I doing it right?

Boys are like purses.
Full of crap.
And always replaceable. amirite?

Your analogy isn't correct; to be compared as like to the first one, the second statement would have to say: "Yeah. Just like how there wouldn't be so many stereotypes of men only wanting sex if there weren't so many men wanting sex".

Your ability to twists truths and points amazes me.

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