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It drives you nuts when there's a line, like at the movie theater or grocery store, and some idiot stands like five feet back so you have to ask them "Are you in line?" Then, when they say "yes", you stand behind them all stressed out watching for people who are going to get in line in front of them because they don't realize they're in line, amirite?
@RunThePacific Or the people who keep moving closer to you even though the line isn't even moving.

I hate that so much. I don't want their sweaty manboobs on my back, but I don't want to unintentionally buttrape the person in front of me.

Brettward95s avatar Brettward95 +22Reply
There's always that one word that you pronounce the wrong way in your head but you pronounce it right out loud, amirite?

Meme will always be "meh-meh" in my head

FlyingMintBunnys avatar FlyingMintBunny +23Reply
Girls have it easier, at least their boobs don't shrink up from staying out in the cold too long, amirite?

What a charming conversation starter.

Anonymous +34Reply
If you pretend to shake salt into your mouth, you can actually taste the salt, amirite?

U sicko

Anonymous +10Reply
It's weird to think that you never really touch anyone, or anything because the electrons around the atoms of your body repel against the electrons of everything else. amirite?

Penn State tried telling that to the police, but that didn't work.

eldoritos avatar eldorito +108Reply
Politicians should have to wear patches like race car drivers, so we know who their corporate sponsors are, amirite?
@1507893

I'm pretty sure Boehner's sponsored by Trojan.

amiritesucksnows avatar amiritesucksnow +27Reply
You've watched a pirated movie before, amirite?

Nice try, cops.

DontJudges avatar DontJudge +7Reply
The world is not going to end in 2012. Why? Because on 11/11 2011 at 11:11, millions of people are going to wish that the world is not going to end in 2012. amirite?

theres gonna be the asshole thats gonna wish that all the wishes does not come true

Anonymous +50Reply
Guys: If Obama came up to you and randomly dapped you up and said "what's good ma nigga?"...you wouldn't know how to reply. amirite?

"Heyyy.. you." nervous laughter

StickCavemans avatar StickCaveman +6Reply
Once you hate someone, everything they do is offensive. "Look at this bitch, eating those fucking crackers like she owns the place!", amirite?

Look at her drinking water from a bottle! Doesn't even care about the environment, probably cause the damn BP spill.

Rass avatar Ras +32Reply
It would be amazing if all restaurants had to end their URLs with ".nom", amirite?

This should be one of the demands of the Occupy Wall St. movement.

LamWins avatar LamWin +4Reply