midnightcookies

An overused joke in Disney Channel shows is: "I will never EVER do that for you!" "I'll offer you money." "How soon do you want it done?", amirite?

Or "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" "says something completely irrelevant"

It would be weird and interesting to set up a secluded environment where people are never taught about sex, and just see how they react to their instincts, amirite?

"For some reason, I have the urge to put this inside of you."

You were born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning you break your legs, and every afternoon you break your arms. At night, you lie awake in agony until your heart attacks put you to sleep, amirite?

My WTF alarm was going off until I got the SB reference.

This is probably going to be very controversial, but if sexualities such as gay and bi are supported, then sexualities such as pedophilia and necrophilia should be supported too, right? I'm not saying I WANT or SUPPORT pedophilia or necrophilia, and I have absolutely nothing against homosexuals, but following our own rules, all sexualities should be allowed, amirite?
Nice Hummer. Sorry about your penis, amirite?
You know somebody's a 90s kid if he/she was born between 1987 and 1993, amirite?

Who really gives that much of a fuck about being a 90's kid? We just remember the great parts of that generation, just like kids today will remember the great parts of their's. Being born in a certain year doesn't make you cool.

If you argue that aborting a fetus is wrong because it is cutting off potential life, then by that logic, any moment when a woman isn't pregnant is wasting potential. I mean, seriously, why are you even reading this right now when you could be getting nasty? This is a matter of life and death! Amirite?
@Eminna Rape isn't exactly something she could control, but then again rape could mean she was 15 and had sex with a 19...

Rape is non consensual sexual contact or intercourse. That means someone does not "want it." Therefore rape is not the victim's fault.

One of the reasons that JK Rowling is a better author than Stephanie Meyer is because JK Rowling isn't afraid to kill her characters unlike Stephanie Meyer who makes sure that none of the "good" characters die, amirite?

I thought that Stephanie Meyer made Bella seem like a Mary Sue. Bella was just too loved by everyone. In the movies (haven't read the books), it seems like Bella's kind of a bitch to everyone but everyone's still crazy about her. It seems like the only person Bella cares about is Edward. Forgive me if it's different in the books.
In the Harry Potter books, all the characters seem real and three dimensional. Harry wasn't perfect, nor was Ron, Hermione, or anybody else.

When Hermione's true love left her, she continued on to help Harry defeat the most powerful wizard of all time. When Bella's true love left her, she curled up in the fetal position for four months, cried, and jumped off a cliff. amirite?
@Prosopagnosia Whoa there, this isn't fanfiction we're talking about...

"And then Hermione and Draco embraced in a passionate kiss. 'Oh, you cannot do this, Draco. I'm not pureblood.'
'Oh, but Hermione, I need you...'"

If you’re a “nice guy” to a girl up until you realize she doesn’t want to date you, then go on about how she’s a cold shrew that friendzoned you and how no girls date nice guys, sorry but girls do date nice guys. You just aren’t a nice guy. You’re a passive aggressive beta with internalized misogyny and a serious victim complex, amirite?
@Dameequa Holy there's been a lot of posts lately having to do with things like this.

Because the internet has become full of men complaining like babies about "friendzoning bitches."

When people put their status at 'like this status and I'll tell you what I like and dislike about you', the dislike turns out to be something like 'we never hang!!!' or 'i'm so jealous of your prettiness' and never 'i hate your nose. it's so crooked', amirite?

I'd be like "I hate how you're stupid. You're so f*cking stupid."

My parents get mad at me when I stay in my room and don't talk to anyone, but they also get mad at me when I want to go hang out with people.

The rules you had to follow in kindergarten prohibited just about everything you do now, amirite?
Band-Aids are extremely racist, amirite?

I'm so pale the bandaids are too tan for me... :(

It's ridiculous that my parents take half the money I get, amirite?
@WinniethePooh But think about how much of their money they give to you: food, clothes, shelter, heat, electricity, a car, school...

I may be wrong but isn't that kind of what you accept that you have to do when you have a kid? "Hey, I'm pregnant. I'm gonna be paying for this kid's shit til he/she is 18."