No accent, because the ideal woman doesn't talk at all!
Someone had to say it.
A man walks into a bar.
His alcoholism is ruining his family.
Bonquiqui best pop a cap up in all dem bitches as befo' she gets caught, fuck dat ladda
That seriously emo kid you've been picking on? He kinda likes it when you call him names 'cause it gives him an excuse to keep wearing skinny jeans and acting depressed, which makes him sexy and nonconformist.
Omg "hold your orgasms" I lol'd so hard XD
When I'm sad, I stop being sad and start being awesome.
DON'T ABUSE THE BILLY MAYS BUTTON!!!
Well, i quit.
I'm black and I've never had KFC.
If a key opens a lot of locks, it is a master key, if a lock is opened by a lot of keys it is a shitty lock.
I'll remove it for you. All takes are a few simple steps.
Step 1: Go to my account settings.
Step 2: Click "Change Password"
Step 3: Mash random letters on the keyboard with your eyes closed
Step 4: Log out
The next Queen? She couldn't even be the next Lady of Gaga. Now don't get me started on that William kid. He's not even close to being Prince.
Are you kidding Anonymous? I see you around ALL THE TIME