If your train gets delayed while you're on board, you're getting better value for money, amirite?

This would be true if what you paid for was a specified amount of time on a train.

But what paid for is to get to your destination in a specified amount of time.

When you walk forward in a train, you are faster than the train. amirite?

What if you move forward to the back of the train

When you walk forward in a train, you are faster than the train. amirite?
@KilljoyX how would this happen? lets say you are in a train that is going at the speed of light in space and you run forward...

Nothing can accelerate faster than the speed of light in a vacuum. The train in a vacuum is an inertial reference frame which is the same as all other reference frames. As such, walking in the train feels the same as any other train on earth. You are faster than the train relative to the train and only the train. However, you cannot be faster than the speed of light, so what occurs is time dilates and the length of the train contracts to outside observers to account for the difference of speed inside the train. Very simplified and probably inaccurate at some parts, but this is the gist of it

Victoria's Secret isn't much of a secret; we all know what body parts are under there. amirite?
If you successfully graft a female plant to a male plant. You have made a transplant. amirite?

This is very straight

Car doors are the only doors you're supposed to slam. amirite?
@bibbitybobbitybacon you should check your doors

I would, but have long been desolate and fallen off.

Car doors are the only doors you're supposed to slam. amirite?
Immortality is not a super-power, it is a curse, amirite?

That's based on the haver's perspective! Maybe they want to outlive all of their friends and family

37 is someone's favorite number, amirite?

Wide receivers, linebackers and tight ends.

Inanimate objects has killed more people than we realize. amirite?

2 of those are due to human failure. For example, person driving the car, person failing to properly shovel sidewalk.

Because of mines, people are still dying from WW2, amirite?

I don't think anyone's died from any WW2 ordinance for at least a few decades. A bomb squad was defusing a bomb from that time a few years ago and they had a 50/50 shot at defusing it; and it blew up but I think only one person was hurt for whatever reason.

You can't use a straw to drink in space, amirite?

Suction and inertia aren't related to gravity I'm pretty sure correct me if I'm wrong??

A right handed person will never understand the volume of daily-use items that are comfortably built for them. amirite?

I've learned to use most things right-handed by this point I hate buying more expensive versions of the same product

A heater can also be known as an air fryer. amirite?
You know that a South Park episode is good when it causes a lot of controversies. amirite?

people are just too sensitive nowadays