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If you walked in a straight line along the equator following the dawn at the same speed as the Earth rotates, the day would never end, but the date would change every 24 hours. amirite?
If you walked in a straight line along the equator following the dawn at the same speed as the Earth rotates, the day would never end, but the date would change every 24 hours. amirite?
@teknogreek Most planes can't even keep up with that speed.

I was recently on a flight from Germany to Chicago, and we took off about 30 minutes before sunset. The sun didn't get below the horizon until we hit Sault Ste Marie in Ontario, 45 minutes before landing, after 9 hours in the air. The sunset moved from the left side of the plane to be right in that time.

Maybe your dog keeps bringing the ball back because he thinks you just like throwing it. amirite?

My dog must hate me. If i give him a toy he walks away or pushes it away from his bed and gives me a dirty look.

The hardest part of going back to the office is learning to hold in farts again. amirite?

The solution is just not going back to the office anymore.

For all we have to do to keep our teeth from rotting out of our mouths, it's intriguing that some acient skulls still have their teeth intact. amirite?
You can't use a straw to drink in space, amirite?

Suction and inertia aren't related to gravity I'm pretty sure correct me if I'm wrong??

Mr beast is successful enough to make a living off of giving money away. amirite?
Redbull and monster energy drinks are not breakfast ! amirite?

Wrong. Anything that breaks your nightly fast is literally breakfast.. by definition.

1970 was over 50 years ago. amirite?

2 years ago was over 1 year ago.

Cats like to get high and people enable it, amirite?

Good, at least they don't have to suffer sober like the majority of dogs

Parental control can also be used to prevent your parents from opening your accounts, amirite?

Them it would be "Parental" Control

If you watch all the Die Hard's in reverse order, you can watch Bruce Willis' hair grow back. amirite?
Because of mines, people are still dying from WW2, amirite?

I don't think anyone's died from any WW2 ordinance for at least a few decades. A bomb squad was defusing a bomb from that time a few years ago and they had a 50/50 shot at defusing it; and it blew up but I think only one person was hurt for whatever reason.

If you die while timetraveling to the past, you could die before you're born, amirite?
@Alixkast But you would never be born and therefore you wouldn't really die.

Not really. You born and live your life till the point you start traveling back in time. Then die. Rinse and repeat...

It's a lot easier to break something then it is to build it, amirite?