Slang is slang for slang. amirite?
Teenagers with paralyzed arms hav to deal with a constant hornieness that they can't get rid of, amirite?

"Unable-to-Step brother, what are you doing?"

If you walked in a straight line along the equator following the dawn at the same speed as the Earth rotates, the day would never end, but the date would change every 24 hours. amirite?

Wrong! You would drown.

Life can be bleak, it is up to you to bring some colour into it. amirite?
When you smoke, you actually pay to get cancer. amirite?

Yea and the biggest scam is, that the cancer isnt even certain.

Even if we find intelligent life on another planet, they will be so far away that any signal we send would take millions of years to arrive there. amirite?
If there was a jab to cure stupidity, they'd refuse to have it, amirite?

If it's anything like some anti-depressants, in half the people it'd backfire and make them dumber.

Smoking an aspirin would probably help you quicker during a heart attack than swallowing it normally. amirite?
A duck can walk, swim, fly and float but does none of those things particularly well. amirite?
Grandparents want grandchildren for the same reason children want pets: all of the fun and none of the responsibility. amirite?

it's so they don't feel they have waisted thier lives. and the family continues.

You have forgotten something really important and will never remember what. amirite?

If it's REALLY REALLY important you will be reminded in the worst of ways

Someone somewhere remembers you because you were really weird to them, amirite?

If that's the only mark I leave on this world, I'm ok with that

A rooster's indiscriminate screaming sounds nothing like cock-a-doodle-do in real life. amirite?

Year but thats better than "Err err err errr!!!!"

No one cares about your Wordle score, amirite?

Sorry for my ignorance but what hell even is worlde

Have a baby get a gym. amirite?

Have a gym get a baby