every underpants is a diaper to a certain extent, amirite?

But reusable

maybe every country has ninja's but Japan's are the absolute worst and that's why we know about them, amirite?

Isn't Ninja just the Japanese word for spy/assassin? Does that make Putin a former Ninja?

Middle aged women are attracted to the pool boy because he cleans something. amirite?
Everyone is immortal until proved otherwise. amirite?

Man I love proving that people are mortal

The fat movement is the only movement that does not require movement, amirite?

Very wrong. Many movements involve being very still.

You don't feel truly clean until you wash your hair, amirite?

I'm bald. So what now?

As a someone who is not an english native speaker, it's really wild that english spelling is so badly irregular you can make a competition out of it. amirite?
@Nickyikky Eh I consider good spelling a nearly useless talent.

It's useful in writing a good curriculum since it makes you seem more professional. That's about it though

Salt is a rock. We season our food with sand. amirite?

Salt is a crystal, or a mineral. Salt is not a rock.

Considering how Superman is rarely ever hurt, he must have horrible pain tolerance. amirite?
Immortality is not a super-power, it is a curse, amirite?

That's based on the haver's perspective! Maybe they want to outlive all of their friends and family

There are no natural deaths. amirite?

Please, elaborate.

All they have to do is cut off Michael Myers's head, it's not like it'll grow back, amirite?

But how will we get another Austin Powers movie?

A lot of NSA agents have probably had movies spoiled for them by POI's talking about spoilers online. amirite?

They deserve it.

When you walk forward in a train, you are faster than the train. amirite?
@KilljoyX how would this happen? lets say you are in a train that is going at the speed of light in space and you run forward...

Nothing can accelerate faster than the speed of light in a vacuum. The train in a vacuum is an inertial reference frame which is the same as all other reference frames. As such, walking in the train feels the same as any other train on earth. You are faster than the train relative to the train and only the train. However, you cannot be faster than the speed of light, so what occurs is time dilates and the length of the train contracts to outside observers to account for the difference of speed inside the train. Very simplified and probably inaccurate at some parts, but this is the gist of it

sewing is weird. it's just stabbing cloth with smaller cloth until it's clothes. amirite?

That's how people are made if you think about it