+2,590When zombies take over the world, everyone should go to Costco. It has thick concrete walls, years worth of supplies, and the zombies can't get in unless they have a membership card. amirite?
+1,307I went to a restaurant the other day and I noticed that my waitress had a black eye. I made sure I spoke loud and clear when ordering my food because she obviously had trouble listening, amirite?
+21"omg iv got my period again this suxxx!!!!" Look, it's not hard to not get your period. Become pregnant, abort 8 months later. Repeat. What? You dislike this idea? Then stop complaining about your period, bitch. Amirite?
+1,351Idea: if anybody ever points a gun at you, right before they kill you say some enigmatic shit like "the unicorns run more freely on the blue side" so they'll wonder what the hell you were talking about until the day they die, amirite?
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+5,819Math tells us of the 3 saddest love stories: Of parallel lines, who were never meant to meet. Of tangent lines, who were together once then parted forever. And of asymptotes, who could only get closer and closer, but never could be together. amirite?
+124Abortion isn't killing a baby. It's removing a fetus. End of story. The fetus can't feel or think. The fetus isn't aware of what's going on. However the crack whore/rape victim etc does, and is fully aware that bringing a child into this world under such pretexts is the worst thing for every one. Stop being self righteous. amirite?