It's normal to tip a waiter who brings you your food but not a nurse for putting an IV in your arm, amirite?

I always liked Dwight Schrute's approach. Something like he doesn't tip people who do a job he can do. So he won't tip his waitress but he'd tip his cardiologist.

It is beyond irritating when someone leaves your bedroom door wide open after they exit the room, amirite?

My bedroom door has never been closed.

Hot dogs are actually cold for basically their entire life, amirite?
Males tend to have better hand-eye coordination than females not just from genetics but because they practice with aim, coordination, velocity etc. multiple times a day from a young age...peeing. amirite?

If my life depended on my spouse's aim to shoot my attacker as well as he aims and shoots his pee, I'm a dead woman.

It seems like whenever you clip your fingernails you are quickly confronted with a task that would have been way easier to accomplish if you had longer nails, amirite?

Yep, that's a meme that's circulating recently.

When listening to foreign music, vocals are more like instrumentals because you can't understand them and treat them more for musicality than lyrics, amirite?

A friend turned me on to The Hu, Mongolian metal played on traditional instruments. The Mongolian language is perfect for metal. Can't understand a word, but there is a very visceral feeling to it.

There is someone in the world that is smarter, better looking, and generally just better than you in every way. amirite?
@404ChompyNotFound Just one person?

Many people equally on the same level

Males tend to have better hand-eye coordination than females not just from genetics but because they practice with aim, coordination, velocity etc. multiple times a day from a young age...peeing. amirite?
Respecting your elders only made sense in the past when people had to be smart, wise, and talented enough to survive into old age. amirite?

You may have a point. Darwin has not been able to do his job.

Jeans with holes in them cost way more even though you're getting way less jean. amirite?

Less for more

Animals just walk around butt ass naked, and nobody ever questions it. amirite?

Not fishes.

Humans can be divided by those who wet their toothbrush before brushing, and those who don't, amirite?

WAIT EVERYONE DOESNT WET THEIR BRUSH?!? How do they get the scrubby bubbles then?!?! The paste will stick to their teeth so bad :((((

Everyone has that one neighbor you look to, to see if it's recycle day tomorrow. amirite?
double jumping completely defies the law of physics, but seems perfectly plausible in video games, amirite?

So does multiple lives.

When listening to foreign music, vocals are more like instrumentals because you can't understand them and treat them more for musicality than lyrics, amirite?