It same like screwing with condoms
With the way I drive and how I never wear a seat belt, the road ahead will be my deathbed.
Its nice to know that, if i dont die early, i'll still be alive in 2069
You mean to say when I *HOCK HOCK HOCK HOCK HOCK HOCK HOCK* and then release a wad of undigested hair on the couch my partner DOESN'T think I'm adorable?
That bitch lied to me 😤😤😤
Ah, yes.. they think we are fish. That explains why my cat is always trying to eat me.
also a good idea is instead of learning braille, you could study for your test
No fun if she ain't at least 21!
Majority of fans are used to cool down
Chances are I didn't. I never drank out of a lake in my life!!
Not if you don't hold yourself to religious standards of morality
You also skipped large.
Straight from my box of Q-tips
"Caution: do not enter the ear canal. Use only as directed. Entering the ear canal can cause injury. Keep out of reach of children. To clean ears, stroke swab gently around the outer surface of the ear"
Valid point. There is no night for parts of the world for weeks, and as such there is no middle, further arguing that mid-night is not at 12a.
Sun goes down at ~8p and rises at 6:30a. Depending on latitude of course.