Our teeth only turn yellow because of plaque/tarter, so when someone says your teeth is yellow, your teeth are white it's what's covering the teeth that's yellow. amirite?

Nope. You should learn a bit more about the formation of teeth.

Through present you actually control your past. amirite?

You're going to really have problems whenever you find out about how they've done studies that your brain is already sending signals to move a limit before you decide to move it

Man, imagine if women's boobs and men's balls exchanged places. You'd be grabbing a woman's balls. There'd be phrases like "boobs of steel". amirite?

oh god. the babies, they would have to drink from the boobs still

Some stranger somewhere remembers you because you were weird to them. amirite?

Just one? That's a relief.

Having a paper map went from being one of the biggest flexes of power and wealth in ancient civilization for thousands of years. To being something nerdy and irrelevant in the past 20ish years, amirite?

And?

‘Omg guys get this revelation!
Technology... has advanced!!!
I know I know. I'm a visionary.. ‘

The asshole is capable of producing all 3 states of matter, amirite?
@GnarlyStarwin Mine shoots plasma sometimes too..

Mine does bose-Einstein condensates Too.

Someone in history had the biggest dick of human existence, but didn't know it. amirite?
Anybody who tells you they never lie is indeed, a liar. amirite?

That's a fact

A moustache is a strip of hair on the lip so all cats have moustaches. amirite?
Being fat has nothing to do with weight, it has everything to do with volume. amirite?
@Stereotypesexist Well than please explain what does being fat depends on??

Obesity often results from taking in more calories than are burned by exercise and normal daily activities. Obesity occurs when a person's body mass index is 30 or greater. The main symptom is excessive body fat, which increases the risk of serious health problems.

The great thing about drinking lots of water is that you're constantly reminded to take brief breaks, amirite?

Ah yes and the full belly fealing then, "oh, I have to pee now," 10 minutes later, "oh; I have to pee again."

You most likely won't find any negative reviews on a parachute, amirite?
@Nick2005 I read this in the voice of Dwight Schrute.

It's cause he started with the word ‘False'. Fact, bears eat beets.

The grocer sells groceries to the groceree. amirite?

In the grocery.

You don't know how far the nearest corpse is from you. amirite?

Pretty sure it's the fish that died a couple days ago that's still in its tank in the kitchen cause my siblings don't know it's dead and we don't want to tell them

Mid-night is actually more like 2a, amirite?