About me.

Just an opinionated a s s h o l e on the internet

My life and ambitions.

Read my name out loud to find out

A brief history of my life.

Went to school, did some things. Yep. That's pretty brief to me.

The things I could never live without.

Food, water, shelter, blood in my veins, the molecules that compose my body, oxygen

My favourite books, TV, music, movies and food.

Eh, anything that isn't stupid is alright in my book.

The coolest places I've visited.

Hmm, well my bedroom is typically around 72 degrees, so that's pretty cool. The northern states of the U.S. can get pretty cool in the winter, too. Been to a few of those.

In my free time I like to...


Favourite Quotes

"Behold, Plato's man!" -Diogenes, while waving around a plucked chicken

You should send me a message if you..

Just wanna chat. Or if you wanna yell at me about how wrong I am, at which point I will proceed to laugh at you.

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