Anything can work like a knife if you just swing it hard enough. amirite?

I have a 1.2 inch blade then

Unavoidable and inevitable are the same word born from different languages, amirite?

unavoidable means impossible to avoid or prevent, whereas (certain to happen) means impossible to avoid.

You tan better walking in circles than you do when walking in a straight line, amirite?
Respecting your elders only made sense in the past when people had to be smart, wise, and talented enough to survive into old age. amirite?

Young people have always hated old people and always will. You're not the first and you won't be the last. If you live long enough to be old, young people will hate you too and for exactly the same reason you did. That's just how time works.

If it takes 200 mosquitos to take the blood out of an average human finger, it takes about 1000 to un-erect the average penis, amirite?
@Kionix Ooh...self burn. Those are rare

You should see the self burn after I tried to banish those Skeeters with a big ol' bug zapper.

Had a dong like a lightsaber for a second and a half. Well... Maybe a lightdagger? Then nothing but squito corpses and the smell of burnt hair hanging in the air. Kaboom...

There is no such thing as Almond Milk because there's no such thing as an almond titty. amirite?

Technically true I guess, but there is a thing called cockroach milk

You've probably drank a smoothie that had a worm in it but no one would have knownn, amirite?
@2928655

Schrodinger's smoothie worm

We all give. each other 1 doller and we all will are becomes billion ears, amirite?

bon apol te

The sound when you snap your fingers comes from the finger hitting the palm rather than the snap itself, amirite?
@tonywonderslostnut I'm in my mid twenties and still can't snap. I guess I'm missing the sassy gene

My wife can't snap her fingers either. Neither my mom, or my kids. I can knock your ear off with a snap.

If you can't do it with the middle finger or index, try using pinky and and ring together. I once had a classmate that did it that way. She couldn't do it the normal way. It looked weird, but it worked.

Then she died an a terrible car crash. Just wanted to sour the mood a bit. I liked her. She was nice. The driver got 3 years.

Respecting your elders only made sense in the past when people had to be smart, wise, and talented enough to survive into old age. amirite?
Men and Women are the same essences on different physical-chemical octaves, amirite?
There is a rock somewhere that can claim the title of "most people tripped", and it has been tripping people for thousands of years, amirite?

Mmm in a dnd world, it would be a cursed magic item. A chunk of the champion chipping rock guarantees a holder of Saud rock trips at least once a day

If it takes 200 mosquitos to take the blood out of an average human finger, it takes about 1000 to un-erect the average penis, amirite?

Then something is out of proportion on me. My penis isn't 5 times the size of my finger.

You can make love to a woman's feet without penetrating her, amirite?

You can make love to a woman without penetrating her feet