Welding is the science of gluing metal to metal using metal, amirite?
Bacon went from disliked to revered due to a commercial about fake nationalism. amirite?

I loved bacon before I could read

It's normal to tip a waiter who brings you your food but not a nurse for putting an IV in your arm, amirite?

Check your hospital bill

You will never be able to explain a color to someone who has never seen that color. amirite?

Hmmmmm. Yes.

The first AI will be a traffic cop, amirite?

Exists, not good yet

Humans have normalized touching almost every part of their partners bodies with every part of their own except touching eyeballs together. amirite?
Humans have normalized touching almost every part of their partners bodies with every part of their own except touching eyeballs together. amirite?

It's called 'squicking' and all the cool kids are doing it, nerd.

A baby got punched. Yeah. The dude with grey hair punched it, amirite?

I wanna buy that guy a beer

It is beyond irritating when someone leaves your bedroom door wide open after they exit the room, amirite?

No, i don't think so. Im rarely in there for other reasons than to change clothes or sleep.

Greenhouse Gases? A real greenhouse emits oxygen, consumes CO2. amirite?
Every room is a multipurpose room, amirite?

So it's okay to die in the living room?

Buying something is effectively stealing followed immediately by bribing the owner of the stolen goods not to report you for it. amirite?

Back when I worked retail a person wasn't getting a deal they wanted and busted out "The customer is always RIGHT!"

My reply was "You are a shopper until you complete the transaction. Then you are a customer".

I don't miss working retail.

When listening to foreign music, vocals are more like instrumentals because you can't understand them and treat them more for musicality than lyrics, amirite?
Males tend to have better hand-eye coordination than females not just from genetics but because they practice with aim, coordination, velocity etc. multiple times a day from a young age...peeing. amirite?
@mkfireman Yet they still always manage to piss on the floor

peeing on the floor is a good thing, it just evaporates anyway and you save water from flushing