Cooked and uncooked eggs taste EXTREMELY different, amirite?

Cooked and uncooked everything tastes different. Because cooking is chemistry.

There are three kinds of kiwi, and they're all edible if you're not a coward about it. amirite?

They can all fly, too, if there's a nearby cliff.

People will argue about anything, amirite?
Seatbelts are positioned in a way to where "get out the car" brings on a lot of suspicious movements, amirite?
Wood will probably be considered a luxury building material, like marble, when we colonise other star systems. amirite?
Dinosaurs probably chirped instead of giving off a roar. amirite?

Nah they barked )

The only logical way of donkey and the dragon having babies is if donkey went inside the dragon and masturbated. amirite?

but she was pregnamt by the time donkey met her wasnt she

It's weird that diamonds lasting 'forever' is a selling point when there are also random ugly rocks that are millions of years old which the vast majority of people don't care about at all. amirite?

Humans are attracted to things that are eyecatching; people like things like diamonds and other jewellery because they are bright and reflect a lot of light, therefore they attract and keep our attention.

Basically, jewelery is just a method to make ourselves more shiny to attract the attention of other humans. We're just glorified seagulls.

It's almost peculiar that there hasn't been an actual costumed vigilantly yet, amirite?

Many... too many. That's why vigilantism is illegal.

Coping mechanisms don't require count mechanisms, amirite?

I may be an idiot but I don't understand

Companies are purely motivated by money, yet don't want employees purely motivated by money. amirite?

Can we please change this to like Fortune 500 companies or something? I swear the anti-establishment rhetoric that people are saying nowadays is pretty toxic. There's a lot of smaller companies out there (especially the mom and pop ones) don't deserve employees that have this kind of mindset.

Companies are purely motivated by money, yet don't want employees purely motivated by money. amirite?
@Larny2019 As someone who was apart of the Best Buy layoffs, I feel that emotionally

What did they call you guys at BB? Team?

My current employer calls us a "village." My past employer called us "partners" 😑

Companies are purely motivated by money, yet don't want employees purely motivated by money. amirite?
@Tanmoykayesen I just want to work a livable wage and do what I do well, but every company wants me to keep rising through ranks...

Reminds me of one of my favorite memes I'm having turned into a t-shirt: "Dream job? Sorry, I don't dream of labor"

Some future archaeologist is going to dig up a hard drive, plug it in, and get Rick rolled. amirite?

Or maybe they won't be able to use it?

Your nut tastes better if you eat pineapples. amirite?