Your nut tastes better if you eat pineapples. amirite?
Companies are purely motivated by money, yet don't want employees purely motivated by money. amirite?

Can we please change this to like Fortune 500 companies or something? I swear the anti-establishment rhetoric that people are saying nowadays is pretty toxic. There's a lot of smaller companies out there (especially the mom and pop ones) don't deserve employees that have this kind of mindset.

The first AI will be a traffic cop, amirite?

Exists, not good yet

Companies are purely motivated by money, yet don't want employees purely motivated by money. amirite?
@Larny2019 As someone who was apart of the Best Buy layoffs, I feel that emotionally

What did they call you guys at BB? Team?

My current employer calls us a "village." My past employer called us "partners" 😑

Every product is "no stir" if you are lazy enough. amirite?

Ex girlfriends suddenly realizing why there was no spooning in the relationship.