Dear skinny jeans:
Can't...breathe...
Love: Your genitals, amirite?
A lot of countries have the colors red or blue in their flag, namely: USA, Czech Republic, France, Uruguay, Japan, New Zealand, Australia, Columbia, Sweden, Spain, Switzerland, Italy, Jordan, Cambodia, North Korea, Kenya, Liberia, Lebanon, Madagascar, Mexico, morocco, Norway, Portugal, Poland, Philippines, Peru, Romania, russia, UK, Turkey, Tonga, Vietnam and much more. You skimmed that list...... amirite?

I couldnt put every country!! I tried!

How did anyone know that it was Voldemort that killed James and Lily. The only living witness of these events was Harry, who was a mere baby, amirite?
@albinostickman no some has to cast the dark mark after someones been killed. in the flashback in Dh, Voldemort never did that

Okay, well still: the secret keeper was voldemorts servant and motive - he was there because of the prophecy, no one else knew about that except for Dumbledore and Trelawney - who didn't even remember!

A lot of countries have the colors red or blue in their flag, namely: USA, Czech Republic, France, Uruguay, Japan, New Zealand, Australia, Columbia, Sweden, Spain, Switzerland, Italy, Jordan, Cambodia, North Korea, Kenya, Liberia, Lebanon, Madagascar, Mexico, morocco, Norway, Portugal, Poland, Philippines, Peru, Romania, russia, UK, Turkey, Tonga, Vietnam and much more. You skimmed that list...... amirite?
Curiosity didn't kill the cat, feline AIDS did, amirite?

Well yeah, but where did the feline AIDS come from? Curiosity!

It's simply amazing how a ;) can make any innocent conversation seem awkward and sexual, amirite?

Whatchya doin' right now ;)

I pushed a hipster down the stairs. Who's Tumbling now mofo? Amirite?

This is from insanity wolf

There is this very dangerous rodent called the Alot. It is so dangerous that whenever you see it, your IQ drops significantly. The only way to kill this very harmful creature is by separating the "A" and the "Lot" from its name, making "a lot". Hopefully you have learned your lesson, amirite?
How did anyone know that it was Voldemort that killed James and Lily. The only living witness of these events was Harry, who was a mere baby, amirite?
There is this very dangerous rodent called the Alot. It is so dangerous that whenever you see it, your IQ drops significantly. The only way to kill this very harmful creature is by separating the "A" and the "Lot" from its name, making "a lot". Hopefully you have learned your lesson, amirite?

It is a mythical creature that can be made out of anything. Alot is also a better swimmer than Michael Phelps.

How did anyone know that it was Voldemort that killed James and Lily. The only living witness of these events was Harry, who was a mere baby, amirite?
It's funny when people think it's weird that "bitch" only usually refers to girls -- it does, after all, mean female dog. amirite?

Duh. No one thinks it just refers to girls.

It's sad when childhood fantasies are spoiled: "You know Santa, WELL HE AIN'T REAL!" "Oh, and Steve from Blue's Clues didn't go off to college, HE WAS FIRED!" "That chicken who wanted to cross the road, yeah he didn't make it, HE'S SITTING IN YOUR BUCKET OF KFC!", amirite?

Steve didnt't go to college? I had thought that all these years...

I'm so glad Anthony added in 'Anonymous' when we commented or posted something anonymously! I was getting so sick of Grammar Nazis correcting me! amirite?

I agree but not for that reason...