Why are almost all R&B songs about being in a club? Why can't they be in a church or something? amirite?

Ain't be no bitches and hoes in church.

It's sad that, as a race, we're more content seeing two men holding guns than two men holding hands, amirite?

maybe you mean as a country? Because I definitely feel more comfortable with gay guys than with men holding guns.

Girls: You love finding those super cute, kinda nerdy, and very sweet guys who have not been discovered yet by other girls amirite?

fuckin hipsters

We all dial wrong numbers at some point but why dont we ever end up having a celebrity on the line? It'd be nice if you said "Hello, dad?" and got "No, this is Barrack Obama" as a reply, amirite?
Love potions in Harry Potter are really just fancy date rape drugs. amirite?
Love potions in Harry Potter are really just fancy date rape drugs. amirite?
There are no sitcoms for kids these says about average families. They either have some big secret, or host a webshow, or have some amazing talent, etc. Average joes just aren't represented anymore, amirite?
@Phineas and Ferb. Obviously.

I build rollercoasters in my backyard everyday.

There are no sitcoms for kids these says about average families. They either have some big secret, or host a webshow, or have some amazing talent, etc. Average joes just aren't represented anymore, amirite?

Full House ftw!

There are no sitcoms for kids these says about average families. They either have some big secret, or host a webshow, or have some amazing talent, etc. Average joes just aren't represented anymore, amirite?

I was about to say Raising Hope because single parents aren't out of the ordinary, but then I remembered most people aren't stuck to raise a child after having a one night stand with a serial killer who was executed.

There are no sitcoms for kids these says about average families. They either have some big secret, or host a webshow, or have some amazing talent, etc. Average joes just aren't represented anymore, amirite?

modern family! :)

2 Girls, I Cup, Goatse, and other internet shock images/videos are disgusting and will scar for you life, but at least you can trick other people into watching them.amirite?

Fml here I am trying to eat the best fucking pasta in life and I'm reading the descriptions of these things in the comments.

2 Girls, I Cup, Goatse, and other internet shock images/videos are disgusting and will scar for you life, but at least you can trick other people into watching them.amirite?
Dear Mormon door knockers, it's a hot day, I'm allowed to wear shorts in my own house. Please stop looking at me like I'm a concubine for the Devil, amirite?
@Sky198 Hate to break it to you. I was one of those "Mormon door knockers" and I wear shorts to. We have nothing to do with...

illegal to do that eh? we have this little something called freedom of speech. it just so happens that that is what allows you to go door to door in the first place.

Dear Mormon door knockers, it's a hot day, I'm allowed to wear shorts in my own house. Please stop looking at me like I'm a concubine for the Devil, amirite?
@SpearmintMilk I was commenting on a particular experience I had, where I opened the door wearing shorts and a singlet top and the...

Maybe you're unattractive to a shocking magnitude? I'm LDS and I wear shores/tank tops on occasion. Sorry, but your assumption and generalization aren't impressing anyone.