monsterallergies

If Pinocchio was real, he could be used to answer all of life's deepest questions, amirite?

*were

Now, I usually don't go to the trouble of correcting grammar on the internet, but this is a very common mistake that is pretty simple and easily corrected. If a statement is conditional, use "were" not "was."

Stay safe, everyone!

One day someone decided that brushing your teeth was a good idea, even though we don't clean any other bone. amirite?

Or see any other bone

Living life in your mid-to-late 20s is a consistent daily argument with yourself on whether you're old or young, amirite?

This daily argument doesn't end in your 20's.

You probably have at least three corpses in your kitchen, amirite?

1 chicken, 2 cows, 1 turkey and 7 more questionable bodies

All the parts of a video from a music festival ad are filled with women, then when you go to one it's only dudes, amirite?

Usually a mass sausage fest!!

Everything we touch in public is probably going to be made out of copper and brass in the next few years because it self-disinfects. The near future is going to look kind of steampunk. amirite?

Everything will be stolen sooner or later.

Everything we touch in public is probably going to be made out of copper and brass in the next few years because it self-disinfects. The near future is going to look kind of steampunk. amirite?
@Openeyes Why is brass so expensive?

Brass is made from copper and zinc.
Copper is expensive as it's a damn fine conductor. It gets stolen anywhere it's not nailed down... Or even if it is nailed down, it still gets stolen

OP you okay? You might be having a stroke.

Please call 911 they can help you out.

Millennials may end up being the first generation in over a century to have suffered a recession when entering the job market and then suffer a recession when starting a family. amirite?
The world has been told to wash their hands regularly and be extra cautious around others. But instead humans have decided they need to buy enough toilet paper to build a toilet paper kingdom and this will somehow save them. amirite?

While it's idiotic, no one expects toilet paper to save them, they're just anticipating a shortage

If you were the last human remaining, you could probably define the meaning of everything. amirite?

Maybe than the meaning of I love you would mean forever. No matter what happens.

If an English person thinks using the English language and a Spanish person thinks using the Spanish language. Does a baby think in baby language, amirite?

Thanks for the first two examples, that helped getting the point across

Schrodinger obviously never tried to put a cat in a box, amirite?

One can not simply put a cat into a box. The cat must become the box.

Sleeping is a thing that most people love to do, despite nobody being able to remember the actual act of sleeping. amirite?
@tonywonderslostnut are you blinking enough

Hard to say - how much are you supposed to?