It's weird when people in movies use a search engine that isn't Google. amirite?

it always bothered me in horror movies when the main character is googling something and they type at a grandma speed, and then rather than hitting enter to start the search, they move the mouse over very slowly and deliberately (and loudly) click "search"
i mean in the time it took them to type out that whole damn thing any normal person would've already found out what they wanted to know.

On infomercials, the old or impractical item or technique wouldn't look so bad if it wasn't in black and white, amirite?
@BlueJayWay Or if the people in it weren't so incapable of performing everyday tasks.

amen.
the part where the person is cutting with regular scissors. who cuts like that?

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Chemistry teacher: "So and so chemical is very poisonous and deadly. We will be using it in a lab this Friday." Amirite?

my chem teacher told me a story about some guy who drank a strontium solution during lab, and then went to go take a chem test right afterward and he was stumbling in the aisles and eventually passed out.

cool story bromine oxide.
HAHA GET IT?!

A woman voting for Michele Bachmann is like a black person voting for Clayton Bigsby, amirite?
So in Texas, the government is trying to include Christian prayer in veteran's funerals even if the family doesn't want it. Wow, amirite?
@moustache that's not why he's not in the textbooks. he's not in the textbooks because he thoroughly and deeply believed in...

haha i definitely didn't mean to rant for so long... but that's what happens when you take AP US history.

oh and also: i'm not actually sure if the texans took TJ out of the textbooks, they might have just talked about doing it. but i know my comment above is why they thought about it.

So in Texas, the government is trying to include Christian prayer in veteran's funerals even if the family doesn't want it. Wow, amirite?
@Dirait_on I'm not terribly surprised. This IS coming from the state that doesn't include Thomas Jefferson in their history...

that's not why he's not in the textbooks. he's not in the textbooks because he thoroughly and deeply believed in the separation of church and state.
most of the founding fathers were diests, but they're still in the textbooks. most people (the tea party, for example) have the common misconception that ALL of the founding fathers were active and dedicated christians. buuut that's not really true. ben franklin of all people was an atheist.

Whenever characters in a show want to have a private conversation, they always go into the kitchen. Even when it's within hearing distance of others, amirite?

drake and josh did this all the time.

You hate when people text you and just say "hey".. And when you try to start up a conversation by saying "whatsup" and they simply reply.. "nothing", like why did you even text me, amirite?
@Erin but, what if you want to kill the conversation? because you know, sometimes, really annoying people like to...

well... THOSE people are a different story.
if i'm trying to keep the conversation alive, i'll be talkative. if not, one word texts.

You hate when people text you and just say "hey".. And when you try to start up a conversation by saying "whatsup" and they simply reply.. "nothing", like why did you even text me, amirite?

i make it my mission in life to never send a one-word text. i feel like those just kill the conversation.

A typed 10 page, single spaced book report and a 20 page Geometry review packet is too much summer work for an eighth grader, amirite?
A typed 10 page, single spaced book report and a 20 page Geometry review packet is too much summer work for an eighth grader, amirite?
Making out with poprocks is/sounds really fun, amirite?
@mchalla3 You must be really lonely if you want to make out with candy...

no, you put pop rocks in your mouth and THEN start making out with someone

You would still be blowing bubbles in your milk if it wasn't for your parents, amirite?

when i was little we had these cups that had built-in straws, and my parents would get so pissed if i bubbled my milk. i mean, come on. don't buy me the damn straw cup if you don't want me using it.

Putting religious sayings on public buildings is unconstitutional, especially since they will most likely use public money to do it, amirite?

that's why a lot of people think "in god we trust" written on all our money is unconstitutional, and i agree.
buuuut that was added wayy back in the mccarthy era when they felt the need to separate us from the "antichrist godless communists"
and now i feel like it would be a HUGE political brouhaha to take it off.

I'm in 7th grade and have been going to the same extremely small (60 people a grade) school since preschool. Since I graduate after just one more year, I should probably just stick with my same group of friends, even if I am getting bored of them. amirite?
@BetterThanEzra1119 I think they mean "grade"...

oh, i wasn't sure. well then in that case there's about 6,000 people in my grade at my school. pretty damn tiny... /sarcasm