Jack can be inside or outside the box. amirite?

Charlie in the box is where it's at.

Because dogs have dreams, they may dream regular dreams but with the people in them making random noises or being completely silenced, amirite?
@Competivepenguin2003 Because like we don't understand barks and most of them sound the same dogs don't understand our language except a...

Ever had a barking dog in a dream, even though you don't understand barking? I think you don't realize that we can only dream what we've experienced, or put another way we specifically dream things we've experienced. Similar to how we can't imagine something we've never experienced.

Even the laziest human on earth won at least one race: the one before he was born. amirite?

That was only half of him. The other half just sat around waiting

If you have enough epi pens you can be allergic to nothing, amirite?

Thats not how allergies or EpiPens work...

If we ever invent flying cars, some poor traffic engineer is going to have to invent the flying speedbump, amirite?

Flying car = helicopter

People who say they like pumpkin-flavored things are really saying they like the taste of nutmeg and cinnamon. amirite?

and sugar

Using commas is correct grammar but we never see it in the world of texting, amirite?
Most celebrities wouldn't be considered attractive if they were normal people. amirite?
Dreams sometimes make you experience things you would never ever do in real life... like take it in the ay yo! amirite?

Like the time I got a girlfriend in one

You can't completely soil the toilet paper without soiling your hand, amirite?

*seasoning your hand

When someone says they like music, they just confessed that they like listening to vibrating air. amirite?

Somehow you made listening to music sound like a bad thing.

Most deaf people will struggle to learn the art of farting silently. amirite?

The art of silent farting is not about sound, rather the tightness, pucker factor and control of the sphincter such that there's no vibration.

Somewhere in the universe there is a rock that looks just like you, like your Mt Rushmore. amirite?
Smoking is seen as badass because it shows you're not afraid of dying from lung cancer, amirite?
We are tired in the morning but we have a lot of energy at night, amirite?

all that stress related cortisol