Only the Sith deal in absolutes.
More like crack.
Mine was chocolate milk. My cousins taught me how to take shots of chocolate milk when I was 7. I've always savored my candy.
I never KNOW that there are no murderers after me...
Damn, that was awesome. Thanks for that!
Haha I got what you meant though, if that makes you feel any better!
Yeah, I guess that probably wouldn't help me get a girlfriend. Thanks for the advice!
We're all in the same boat, except that guy is in a yacht and I'm in a canoe. Still, same boat.
This scared the living shit out of me at first for some reason.
Well, everybody's heard about the bird.
I read that as "tickling" at first.
Well he's better than Bush.