mrjustinpierson

You either absolutely love sushi, or absolutely hate it, amirite?

Only the Sith deal in absolutes.

Catnip is pretty much pot for cats, amirite?

More like crack.

Your first real experience with shots was throwing back an entire little box of nerds in like two seconds, amirite?

Mine was chocolate milk. My cousins taught me how to take shots of chocolate milk when I was 7. I've always savored my candy.

Occasionally you still run up the basement stairs even though you know there are no murderers after you, amirite?

I never KNOW that there are no murderers after me...

If you've heard it, the song 'Barton Hollow' by The Civil Wars gives you goosebumps, if you haven't heard it you should go listen to it right now. amirite?

Damn, that was awesome. Thanks for that!

I wonder why people say "The real world is like this and the real world is like that. It's more tough." Even if someone has it easier, it doesn't mean he or she isn't living in the real world. We're all in the same boat, just in different kinds of boats, amirite?
@fuzala nice catch

Haha I got what you meant though, if that makes you feel any better!

Posting all over Facebook about how badly you want a boyfriend is a really good way to make sure you stay single, amirite?

Yeah, I guess that probably wouldn't help me get a girlfriend. Thanks for the advice!

I wonder why people say "The real world is like this and the real world is like that. It's more tough." Even if someone has it easier, it doesn't mean he or she isn't living in the real world. We're all in the same boat, just in different kinds of boats, amirite?

We're all in the same boat, except that guy is in a yacht and I'm in a canoe. Still, same boat.

You appreciate that <script>if ( currentUserUsername ) { document.write(currentUserUsername+" is an active user");}
else { document.write("there are many active users"); }</script> on this site, amirite?

This scared the living shit out of me at first for some reason.

It sucks when you're arguing with someone about something, and you're about to convince them that you're right, but then you see someone whose hair is a bird. Amirite?

Well, everybody's heard about the bird.

Ticking things off a list gives you such a satisfying feeling, amirite?

I read that as "tickling" at first.

Parents make it harder to tell the difference between twins by making there names sound the same, amirite?
A capital 3 look nothing like a 3. It looks more like the number sign thing, amirite?
You dont know what to think about obama, hes an okay president but hes a nice guy, amirite?

Well he's better than Bush.

You get really paranoid when you set you're phone/iPod down too close to the toilet/tub/sink, amirite?