In some alternative universe, there are anthropomorphic animals that wear human-skin suits to simulate being one. amirite?

Like Mark Zuckerberg, Adolf Hitler, Osama Bin Laden, the Popes, Hillary Clinton, and etc...

Egg salad is literally just eggs seasoned with more eggs, amirite?
Have you ever watched someone do something different than the way you would've done something and get the same or better results but think "they did it all wrong!", amirite?

That's math in school wether you get the answer right or not it's about the "process"

If humans have an end date than we probably have a "Best If Used By" date too, amirite?

I think my sell by date has long passed

People that don't sympathize with victims of sexual assault deserve to be sexually assaulted, amirite?

Much as I think those people are assholes doesn't mean they should get sexually assaulted...Maybe normal assault though

The guy who writes dialogue for pornographuc films must be really good at dirty talk, amirite?
@CriticallyDangered what are you doing step brother?

This made me bust out laughing. Short and unexpected

"You're listening to ad-free radio" is always a lie. amirite?

It isn't necessarily an ad, just so the listeners know for 60 times an hour to which station they listen

Things that go in the microwave can't go in the oven and things that go in the oven can't go in the microwave. amirite?

i mean, they can but...

The Harry Potter series would have ended pretty quickly if someone brought a gun, amirite?

No they have a spell that is basically just a laser gun

Scarecrows work on humans if you make them creepy enough. amirite?

Wouldn't it be called Scaredude?

If you're poor and mentally unstable you're crazy but if you're rich and mentally unstable you're eccentric. amirite?

Can confirm that I am in fact crazy.

Attractive people telling unattractive people that looks don't matter is the same as rich people telling poor people that money doesn't matter, amirite?
You might have killed someone by accedent without realizing it, amirite?

Accident*

Like you just killed your 8th grade English teacher?

When the guys get together, they insult each other without really meaning it. When the girls get together, they compliment each other without really meaning it. amirite?

Can't relate. My girlfriends and I genuinely compliment each other and make fun of each other all the time

Pregnant women technically have eight limbs, thus making them arachnids, amirite?
@88080808088 I'm afraid of spiders, can that be grounds for divorce?

Definitely history's most common grounds for abandonment.