I actually think the amount of abandoned dogs would go down we wouldn't be breeding them like crazy if they lived that long, I would love it if my fur family lived longer
Florida is America's big droopy dick.
Ten frames, 12 throws. I'm Done!
Capsaicin was literally evolved to be a chemical weapon. It's purpose is to deter mammals from eating them, but not birds.
Also, all fruit has evolved to be eaten. We didn't evolve to eat them.
Or the Kai of Bajor
What a way to go
Using that logic, babies themselves are STDs. Which, I mean, a lot of people might even agree with.
"No, no, no. We're gonna roleplay."
That's pretty good.
Definitely history's most common grounds for abandonment.
We entertain torment cats with laser pointers for our own entertainment