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Drive slow and enjoy the scenery . Drive fast and join the scenery, amirite?
Fix a computer and it'll break tomorrow. Teach its owner to fix it and it'll break in some way you've never seen before, amirite?
@Montana tl;dr, bc idc.

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If you pretend to shake salt into your mouth, you can actually taste the salt, amirite?

I'm a dinosaur! MY TINY ARMS DON'T REACH MY EFFIN' MOUTH.

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It's getting really annoying hearing about Temple Run all the time. amirite?

the post below you on the homepage.

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The people in horror movies are so stupid. If the killer askes you for last words the words to come out of your mouth should never be "fuck" and "you", it should be someting that makes the killer NOT want to kill you. Ex. "I give good head" or "I am your daughter", amirite?
ducks should say swag swag instead of quack quack because if you buy one in the morning when you are getting ready you could be like how do i look duck? and it would say swag swag, amirite?
@Vitae No one likes you, duck.

:( b-but what about all the teenage girls I've inspired?

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It's mind blowing that certain animals live as long as humans or even longer. What deeper meaning than survival could something like a tortoise discover to make a 100 year existence livable, amirite?

Did anyone else think of finding nemo?

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I just realized 'amirite ?' is 'Am I Right ?' but written like that! Wow! Dam! What a glitch I found :D! amirite?

Wow. Almost all of your posts end with an exclamation point. Your excitement displeases me.

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The word "bucolic" has an unexpected definition, amirite?
"omgee! I'm so ugly nd fatt in dis pic :(" You know what? You ARE ugly and fat. Now shut the fuck up and stop uploading hundreds of pictures of yourself if you think your so disgusting, amirite?

THAT'S RIGHT, SISTAH. SPEAK THE TRUTH.

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Before he learned he was a demigod, you wonder why Percy Jackson didn't realize something was up when he took showers and didn't get wet, amirite?

"It's so weird how people don't get wet when they shower, amirite?"
1,067 no ways!

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Grape flavored medicine doesn't taste like grape at all. It tastes like tears & the death of small children. amirite?

"CRY INTO THIS BOTTLE, KID. DO IT NOW, OR SNUFFLES GOES INTO THE TRASH. "

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Girls: when you have your period, you sometimes like to leave your pad in for a really long time so it starts smelling and you can sniff it when you pee. amirite?
You've had a teacher who never gives A+'s because "there's always room for improvement" amirite?

Once, my teacher took off 1 point for spelling and grammar, even though he said that he couldn't find any errors.

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Informercials are the beginning of the fall of mankind. They numb our minds a little bit more every time we see them, killing us slowly from the inside. Amirite?

"No! Please! I don't want to buy the Slap Chop!"

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