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+581For all we know, the opera singer could be saying, "THAT GUUUUY IN THE THIIIIRD ROOOOW IS REAAAAALLY UGGLLLLLYYY!" in Italian, or something along those lines, amirite?
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+402When we're looking for something lost, God and his omniscient ways are probably looking down at us, thinking, "It's right over there. Okay, walk forward a little. Rummage through a little more... NO! IT'S DOWN THERE! WHY DID YOU WALK AWAY?! Okay, let's try this again. Don't waste your time looking there! It's over there! You were so close!" amirite?
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+497The people off the street who go in for the commercials for febreze are idiots. "Okay, we're gonna blindfold you, lead you into a room you've never been in, and then have you sniff around. It's for a commercial, I swear," amirite?
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+408Imagine a mirror that reflected your personality. So many people would be ugly as fuck, amirite?
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+291I'm gonna take a picture with words on my hand and put it in black and white because I'm just so fucking artistic, amirite?
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+167"I hate you so much." "I hope you collapse." Why can't arch enemies just learn to get along? amirite?
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+377You fantasize about what people would say to you and how you would react if you were on a hospital bed, about to die, amirite?
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+158You just cannot live life without spontaneously busting into a couple of booty pops every now and then, amirite?
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+449There's nothing quite like the joy of waking up in the middle of the night and realizing you have a couple more hours to sleep, amirite?
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+155It's stupid when haircutters are like, "Is this too short?" after they cut all of your hair off. What are you supposed to say? "No, I hate it. Now go paste my hair back on," amirite?
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+241Never trust a Youtube video with disabled comments, amirite?
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+34In the end, everyone's problems boils down to one thing: the world sucks and so do most of the people in it, amirite?
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+240Although the funny, witty posts on amirite are amusing, controversial posts are the best. The whole point of this website was to share your opinions, not to seem like the wittiest user out there, amirite?
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+43Imagine if, in the afterlife, everyone had to share how they died. All the idiots would be fucked. "Oh, I passed by jumping in front of a car to save a puppy." "Splendid! I died by choosing to sacrifice my life for my baby brother. How about you, Robert?" "Uhm, I drove my car into water 'cause I thought it would float," amirite?
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+33You're gonna fight me over the internet? What's the worst you can do, caps-lock me to death? amirite?
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