Everyone in Denver is a member of the Mile High Club. amirite?
Many children shares appearance with their parents. amirite?

??? Did you skip high school biology class? Of course they do...

Anything can be clothing if you have enough of it and you wear it correctly, amirite?

What about dust

No one answers unknown phone numbers anymore because of telemarketers, amirite?

Nobody even answers their phone for friends and family. It's 2020. Drown your whole soul in texting/hiding!

If elephants became as active as mice, they would explode( hint: mitochondria) amirite?

Ah yes, mitochondria, checks notes from middle school the power house of the cell!

The voice in our head is always at the same volume, it's impossible to scream in our head. amirite?
@Achilles982 Call 911

No don't, they kill people for that right now!


If we introduced sharks to kids the way we do dinosaurs, maybe sharks wouldn't be demonized as much. amirite?

Statistics show that sharks are way more likely to kill you than dinosaurs.

Bunk beds are human shelves, amirite?
@Iapetus-11 *shelves for humans. Human shelves would be horrific.

I dunno, I've seen some pretty nice human skin items in Rimworld

Switch the P and C in Popcorn then you get cop porn, amirite?

More like when you switch the C and P in cop porn you get pop corn

The oldest sibling has never experienced having an older sibling, amirite?
Buying another lottery ticket doesn't double your chances, amirite?
Some people just want to watch the world burn. Others bring the popcorn. amirite?

And some people cook the popcorn with the fire!

"You're listening to ad-free radio" is always a lie. amirite?
Sometimes farts sound like questions, amirite?
Attractive people telling unattractive people that looks don't matter is the same as rich people telling poor people that money doesn't matter, amirite?

Looks do matter