+880Sometimes you need to just sit down and think long and hard about your maturity, yes... Long and hard indeed, amirite?
+388it would have been so much easier to take science based courses in the medieval ages... Define photosynthesis. ........HERESY........... Correct!!! Well done. amirite?
+4,318How many teenage girls does it take to change a lightbulb? Eleven: one to change the lightbulb and ten to each take 200 photos of the event for facebook, clog up your news feed, and later on edit the pictures to black and white, amirite?
+5,125What's the difference between a northern fairytale and a southern fairytale? A northern fairytale begins "Once upon a time..." A southern fairytale begins "Y'all ain't gonna believe this shit". amirite?
+9,351"George Washington was the first president." OK, I'll buy it. "There are billions of stars in the galaxy." I believe that one too. "Columbus sailed to the new world in 1492." He sure did. "Careful sir, the plate is hot." I'm going to test this one out for myself, amirite?
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+1,439There should be a universal symbol to put at the start of an email that means "I just wrote you a huge long email but then accidentally deleted it so this is the half-assed 2nd version", amirite?
+468Breaking News: Sponge Bob denies the existence of Bin Laden's body at the bottom of the sea, amirite?
+374It's kind of sad when you realize that you'd rather be friends with the people you watch on YouTube than with the vast majority of people at your school, amirite?
+1,472I wholeheartedly agree with anyone who says that bugs are people too. If I see a person hanging around, uninvited, in my room or shower, I'm gonna smack them repeatedly with a shoe as hard as I can while screaming, 'DIE, BITCH!' Amirite?
+640Good thing we don't use children's song logic in other aspects of life. "We believe you're the one who murdered that family. We have DNA evidence, 17 credible eye witnesses placing you at the scene of the crime when it happened and a high definition video of you committing it!" "Who, me?" "Yes you!" "Couldn't be!" "Damn, looks like we got the wrong guy again. Sorry for bothering you", amirite?
+220Feminists are annoying if I hold your door open don't bitch about it. If I pay for your drink be smart and just take the drink, don't bitch about it and run around all over the place thinking it's cute or something that your trying to stop me from paying for you, and for God's sake... make me a sandwich, amirite?