One man's trash is another man's fap material. amirite?

Or another man's wife material

Phone percentages aren't really that important until they are lower than 25 percent. amirite?

I try to keep it between 80 and 20

A Roman wouldn't understand why XL is a bigger size than L in clothing. amirite?

If I see one more pun, I'll kill of my last braincells

When a Frisbee breaks, it becomes a Friswas. amirite?

Surely it becomes a frisbeen?

Millennials may end up being the first generation in over a century to have suffered a recession when entering the job market and then suffer a recession when starting a family. amirite?

Lol start a family. Millenials are trying to pay their bills. The only people with kids from my age group (33) are the ones with rich parents that bought them houses etc

Attractive people telling unattractive people that looks don't matter is the same as rich people telling poor people that money doesn't matter, amirite?

Who are you? Who are so wise in the ways of science?

Man, imagine if women's boobs and men's balls exchanged places. You'd be grabbing a woman's balls. There'd be phrases like "boobs of steel". amirite?

And people would still be confused about how much attention they should pay to them...

As a child, you were carried around regularly. One day you were put down, and never picked up again. amirite?

As a person under 5 feet tall, I'd just like to point out that this isn't true for everyone

The number of 'oldies' to listen to increases every year. amirite?

Well, you're getting older to

Guys who put the toilet seat down after they pee in a public men's room need to rethink their life choices. amirite?

I use the urinal

Cam girls are about to make a killing. amirite?

They've already seen a significant spike in viewership. More power to em. Get that money.

Mirrors don't actually break. They just multiply, amirite?
Sugar consumption has skyrocketed in recent years but sugar packets are still the same size. amirite?
@Tanmoykayesen And I feel like the bad guy for using 5 of them in my coffee.

I was taught, as a child, they were sweet tea bags. So i'd dunk them in coffee. Took 8 years before anyone said anything.