Man, imagine if women's boobs and men's balls exchanged places. You'd be grabbing a woman's balls. There'd be phrases like "boobs of steel". amirite?

And people would still be confused about how much attention they should pay to them...

Early humans didn't mourn death because it was so common, only after longevity became the norm did humans start mourning death. amirite?

I don't think death is any less common now. Everyone still dies.

Mirrors don't actually break. They just multiply, amirite?
Attractive people telling unattractive people that looks don't matter is the same as rich people telling poor people that money doesn't matter, amirite?
Attractive people telling unattractive people that looks don't matter is the same as rich people telling poor people that money doesn't matter, amirite?
In Monsters Inc. Mr Waternoose wears clothes, meaning most of the monsters are nudists, amirite?

He wears a business suit because he's the businessman.

In Monsters University most of the monsters are seen wearinf some type of clothes. Mike wears a hat. Sully wears a shirt.

Since depression exists, the philosophical argument that there most be an opposite to all things implies that there is a disorder that makes people TOO happy, amirite?

Called being single with a drug addiction.

Wearing a ring causes your body to retain a very small bit more heat, amirite?

Quite the opposite actually.

Fingers with rings are a liability in icy environments, double jepardy really, as the ring not only slightly cuts off circulation but it acts as a heat sink.

Unless this ring is plastic, a string band or a kind of leather thing.

Even with eyes closed, you keep seeing. You just see the black inner side of the eye lobe. amirite?
A key reason for misery is there being too many questions with too few answers that are sufficient. amirite?

Nobody is existing

As a child, you were carried around regularly. One day you were put down, and never picked up again. amirite?

As a person under 5 feet tall, I'd just like to point out that this isn't true for everyone

If someone is deaf and you yawn do they think your screaming. amirite?

No, they don't look the same, have the same rhythm, or use the chest in the same way.

When a Frisbee breaks, it becomes a Friswas. amirite?

Surely it becomes a frisbeen?

The number of 'oldies' to listen to increases every year. amirite?

Well, you're getting older to