+189It's a good idea to keep track of the funniest thing that happens to you or that you hear someone say everyday. Write it on a slip of paper, then at the end of the month or year, read all the slips again. Amirite?
+1,206since the term "ass" isnt an appropriate word, then we shall say John Wilkes Booth buttbuttinated Abraham Lincoln, amirite?
+334"Every hug begins with Aych." Aych; the jewelry store for purely platonic relationships, amirite?
+860Anyone who says onions are the only vegetable that can make you cry has never been hit in the face with a pumpkin, amirite?
+120Whenever you put on a song you like, you look nervously around at your friends to see if they like it, amirite?
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+170Now that I've told you Mitt Romney is an anagram for Mr Tit Money you will never be able to hear his name the same again, amirite?
+824People might think America is stupid for continuing to use Fahrenheit, but imagine if "Fahrenheit 451" had been named "Celcius 232.77777777777." It doesn't quite sound the same, amirite?
+1,706Teeth are little brats. They're so high maintenance. Nothing else gets cleaned 2-3 times a day! They have their own brush. They have their own doctors. They get first dibs on everything you eat. AND THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE THE DECENCY TO GROW IN STRAIGHT. amirite?
+456One of the best things about having a pet is that you can blame scary sounds on them. i.e "BOOM!" "Oh! Oh my gosh. It's totally cool..probably just the fish," amirite?
+812Every musical should have at least one minor character who is aware and extremely confused and terrified that everyone is spontaneously dancing and breaking out into song, amirite?