+58More people would probably have kids if you could just incubate them to the point where they can walk and sleep all night.... amirite?
+51Virginity checks like the ones T.I. swears by just encourage anal sex, amirite?
-37If only paranoia were more often paired with optimism, we would hear wholesome conspiracy theories. amirite?
+68If you had a tally mark tattooed on yourself for every time you ejaculated, almost everybody would have a full body tattoo. amirite?