+61How unlucky and unhappy you might be there will always be someone who would happily change lives with you. amirite?
+51Virginity checks like the ones T.I. swears by just encourage anal sex, amirite?
-37If only paranoia were more often paired with optimism, we would hear wholesome conspiracy theories. amirite?
+68If you had a tally mark tattooed on yourself for every time you ejaculated, almost everybody would have a full body tattoo. amirite?