Birthdays are weird, "Hey, the earth is in a similar position relative to the sun to the one it was when you were born, so I got you some socks.", amirite?

Also, parents deserve more appreciation on their kids birthdays, I mean they are the ones that brought them into this world.

If you saw someone making fun of a kid with a stutter, you'd kick their ass, amirite?

T-t-today junior!

Sometimes Adam Sandler can be really brilliant, such as in Click, and Bedtime Stories. But other times, he sucks so bad (like in Funny People and You Don't Mess With The Zohan) you temporarily forget that he can be a good actor at times, amirite?

Zohan, funny people, and click sucked. Waterboy, Happy Gilmore, 50 first dates, Billy Madison, Mr.deeds. that's where its at!

Health books say how underweight people go on diets to gain weight. You don't know a single person who would go on a special diet to gain weight, amirite?

wrestlers are always on diets to either gain or lose weight.

I thought I was the only one! glad to see I'm not alone =]

The "bend and snap" technique from legally blonde does not work in real life, amirite?

I wish it did though, just so i could say, "Bend and Snap! Works every time!!!"

You've had something on your face (goggles, phone, etc) and looked around for it because you couldn't see it, amirite?

why would you have your phone on your face?

You've had something on your face (goggles, phone, etc) and looked around for it because you couldn't see it, amirite?
@brandonmh1 holding it to your face...?

yea but you wrote something ON your face.... so it just kind of looked weird

The first person who manages to lick their elbow should be awarded a Nobel Prize. amirite?

i can too... where are our nobel prizes?!?! =]

Non-Pot Smokers: Sometimes, you feel like the only one who doesn't do/ hasn't tried weed, amirite?

You don't 'do' weed, you smoke it.

Anything that comes in a spray can doubles as a bug killer, amirite?

It definitely helps stop a bug mid-flight. It's always fun spraying them and then watching them crash land.

French is better than Spanish, amirite?

Well, French sounds sexier, but spanish is usually more useful.

If you pretend to shake salt into your mouth, you can actually taste the salt, amirite?

Just got five of my friends with it. haha

The word oral can never be taken seriously. amirite?
@MissAwesomeness I can never take my French teacher seriously when she says we have an oral exam, all I can think of is her testing...

Haha yea that's where i got it from. my spanish teacher kept on reminding us about the oral coming up and i couldn't help but crack a smile.

If you type "forehead" into Google Rihanna is the first picture to come up in Google Images. amirite?
@rilara Okay, good job stating a fact.

well i thought it was a funny fact. my bad.