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You would take a bullet for your best friend, amirite?

Friend: "Quick, dude! Take this bullet for me!" hands me a bullet
Me: "You owe me one, man."

StickCavemans avatar StickCaveman +50Reply
Studies have shown that because of global warming, allergies and hay fever are growing more severe for people. "Gee, that's a real shame!" Comments a polar bear balancing on an ice cube in the ocean. amirite?
@FlyingGuineaPig Tell that to all the old people insisting the "kids with severe peanut allergies" thing is just over-protective parents.

It really is......I mean if parents didn't use all of these anti-bacterial and disinfecting wipes maybe their kid wouldn't have the immune system of a tomato.

Hey_Theres avatar Hey_There +76Reply
If butterflies fall in love, what do they feel in their stomachs, amirite?
When a guitar eats you middle toe a kangaroo will lose a race to a turtle, amirite?
Some people say my head's to big for my body, and I'm like COMPARED TO WHAT! amirite?

Guess what I use as a ski?

DumbledoresArmys avatar DumbledoresArmy +2Reply
When you were little you wanted to be something unreasonable, stupid, and low-paying, amirite?

I wanted to be a train track. (I was a disturbed child.)

Mooseys avatar Moosey +35Reply
Doing stuff late at night makes it seem so much cooler, amirite?

Takin' out the trash... at night!

annikarosees avatar annikarosee +10Reply
No man can eat 50 eggs. amirite?

Can you imagine the farts afterwards?

Richards avatar Richard +2Reply
Our answer to almost everything involves the word "magic", amirite?

"How did you do that!?!?" "Magic."

SourceofSmiles avatar SourceofSmile +7Reply