Guys: You never forget your first blow-job, but it takes a while to get used to the taste, amirite?
@Roy Lol cuz gay

Well put, good sir.

It would suck if Santa Claus really didn't exist and it was just our parents putting gifts under the tree every year, amirite?

My friends and I have this long standing private joke thing where they all pretend Santa is fake. They get so into it, too. They all look so serious and I'm struggling to not laugh.

@penelope love the cliche Christmas cynicism. real clever.

Welcome to the world. Here, we have many recreational activities! One such activity is called "Sharing Jokes". To share a joke, you can think of or use an existing sentence called a joke and tell it to people. A "joke" is a sentence that causes a person to feel humor which makes people feel good.

You hate it when you miss the bus because you took the time to write "You" instead of "u", amirite?
@God_the_Almighty I thought it was because the bus had too many seats to choose from.

Kickin' in the front seat or row two window seat on the left side or row three window seat on the left side or row four window seat on the left side or row five window seat on the left side or row six window seat on the left side or row...

The Mayans probably just ended with December 21, 2012, because this is the exact date of the end of the 2,150 year-long astrological age of Aquarius in which the procession of the Earth's axis of rotation moves from the constellation Aquarius to Capricorn, amirite?

No, that's too obvious and logical.

Adams punishment fo sin was that he had to work hard in the fields and for Eve she'll have terrible pain from child birth BUT the snakes punishment, who fucks up everything remember, is that he must crawl on his belly for the rest of his days. Really God? Really? thats it? not really much of a punishment for a snake is it? I bet that snake just could not believe his rotten luck, Amirite?
@mchalla3 I'm not Christian, can somebody tell me the whole story?

God says don't eat fruit, Evil Satan snake (or whatever) tells Eve to eat fruit, Eve eats fruit, Eve gives fruit to Adam, Adam eats fruit, God gets mad, God punishes all.

Europeans: you don't differentiate between Canada and the US; they seem pretty much the same to you, amirite?

Americans: You don't differentiate between European countries; they seem pretty much the same to you, amirite?

Top three rules to be a good evil villain: screw deathtraps, just shoot him, under no circumstances say your evil plans and back up all evil plans/blueprints, amirite?
I don't celebrate X-Mas, I cleberate Christmas; I don't play X-Box, I play Christbox, amirite?

"So I was playing Christbox last night and I totally owned this newb in Call of God 3."
"Psh, I think Call of God is an awful game. I play Apostle's Creed."

It's weird to think that your future spouse is out there somewhere right now. amirite?

How do you start relationships, then?

I am curious to know the average age of people on this site. If you are older than the current vote, vote it up. If you are younger, vote it down. This'll be a good experiment, amirite?
@krispykracker This is cool and all, but i hope people don't start doing it a lot. That's MLIA's job.

I don't recall ever seeing it there. The only place I've seen posts like this was on this very site, actually.

Atheists: It's awkward when someone asks you to pray at the dinner table, amirite?
I think it's nice that Voldemort always waits until the end of the school year to try and kill Harry. Despite his flaws, Voldemort really cares about Harry’s education, amirite?
If Adam and Eve did populate the world, then everything DID start with a big bang, amirite?