For being a published author

Either this or I want to front a band and be remembered by the seventeen hipsters who listened to us.

i am sure that i will be really remembered and missed by just a hand full of people (counted on one hand). after all what is one's life in the big picture?!

Other - for being a successful, fair and just leader and people manager.

For the success I had at sowing my seeds (to willing beds) all over the world. Hey, I dream big. Reproduction of our genes is what life is truly all about...

cough Genghis Khan cough

I want to make a groundbreaking discovery in the area of physics.

For drinking Guinness.

To sweep out the ignorance, ill will, selfishness, and immorality of individuals and society alike through some sort of giant epiphanic speech, poem, or song.

A loving father who never did anything of note besides raise great kids.

Cheesy as fun but honestly that's what I'd like.

I use the word "fuck" a lot and yet my iPod still insists that I mean "fun".