About me.

"Have been unavoidably detained by the world. Expect us when you see us."

"Pudge, what you must understand about me is that I am a deeply unhappy person."

"Squint your eyes and hope real hard. Maybe sprout wings."

By no stretch of the imagination am I a good person, or a particularly interesting one. But I like to talk, so if you feel the need, my door is always open (literally-- my bedroom door sits a bit crooked on the frame so it's never fully closed). In terms of sexuality, I'd consider myself a bit of a Captain Jack Harkness, but I prefer girls. I have loads of opinions but I rarely post them on this site because blah blah blah etc etc. For instance, I think the world would be a better place if Walmart started selling Edna St. Vincent Millay and Neil Gaiman instead of 50 Shades of Grey. But I digress. There are things I should be doing right now so I'll be getting to those presently. Leave me a message or something. I dunno. How do people end these things? I'll just end it in the middle of a