It must be awkward for other people named Harry in the wizarding world.... "Hi, I'm Harry!" "HARRY POTTER?" "Ummmm, no..." amirite?
@Ariodante Or being a muggle-born with a last name like Black.

Exhibit A: Rebecca Black.

She is part mermaid on her mother's side, which explains why she can't sing on dry land.

Your mom thinks that every member of the opposite sex that looks at you has a crush on you, amirite?
One of the hardest things for a teenage girl is to admit to her parents that she once went to another state with some fat cheeked Mexican guy called Pedro where they accidentally got lost in some corn field, the weather being damn cold they had to have sex so as to survive while some pretty sick fuckers were busy drawing crop circles around them, that their trip ended when they had a near death experience after smoking some shit that looked like bone powder and now she's 8 months pregnant, amirite?

This has happened with every Pedro that ever said hola to me.

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Some days you feel like Picasso. Other days you can't seem to draw/ sketch/ doodle ANYTHING and feel like angrily jabbing the piece of paper with a pencil, amirite?

I wouldn't want to feel like Picasso. I don't like any of his movements. Especially cubism.

To the girls: us guys dont get your subtle hints.. Hell we dont even get your obvious hints. If you want to tell us something just tell us, amirite?

“In my experience, writers tend to be really good at the inside of their own heads and imaginary people, and a lot less good at the stuff going on outside, which means that quite often if you flirt with us we will completely fail to notice, leaving everybody involved slightly uncomfortable and more than slightly unlaid.
So I would suggest that any attempted seduction of a writer would probably go a great deal easier for all parties if you sent them a cheerful note saying “YOU ARE INVITED TO A SEDUCTION: Please come to dinner on Friday Night. Wear the kind of clothes you would like to be seduced in.”

And alcohol may help, too. Or kissing. Many writers figure out that they’re being seduced or flirted with if someone is actually kissing them.”
— Neil Gaiman on how to seduce a writer.

Not just writers of course. To me, this sounds like a very, very good way to make things obvious

It's annoying when people have no sense of personal space, amirite?
You're happy with your life, amirite?

I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.

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We as a race have almost completely eliminated Social Darwinism. Laws requiring people to wear seat belts, laws against drugs and laws requiring motorcyclists to wear helmets were all put in place to keep people safe. However these laws should be abolished because anyone dumb enough to do heroine after all the lessons preaching against it deserves the death they receive. amirite?

Social Darwinism is something different than what you're talking about.

we all have that friend that we act borderline gay with, amirite?

I feel I should make a list of what I do with said friend that seems gay.
-tell each other we love each other
-send hearts to each other (usually after an insult)
-make hearts with our hands in class
-after I broke up with my girlfriend he said that this just meant we could finally be together
-sexually suggestive winking

Coffee in the morning, tea in the afternoon. Amirite?

Tea in the morning. Tea in the afternoon. Tea in the evening.