“In my experience, writers tend to be really good at the inside of their own heads and imaginary people, and a lot less good at the stuff going on outside, which means that quite often if you flirt with us we will completely fail to notice, leaving everybody involved slightly uncomfortable and more than slightly unlaid.
So I would suggest that any attempted seduction of a writer would probably go a great deal easier for all parties if you sent them a cheerful note saying “YOU ARE INVITED TO A SEDUCTION: Please come to dinner on Friday Night. Wear the kind of clothes you would like to be seduced in.”
And alcohol may help, too. Or kissing. Many writers figure out that they’re being seduced or flirted with if someone is actually kissing them.”
— Neil Gaiman on how to seduce a writer.
Not just writers of course. To me, this sounds like a very, very good way to make things obvious
I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.
I feel I should make a list of what I do with said friend that seems gay.
-tell each other we love each other
-send hearts to each other (usually after an insult)
-make hearts with our hands in class
-after I broke up with my girlfriend he said that this just meant we could finally be together
-sexually suggestive winking
-anal
Exhibit A: Rebecca Black.
She is part mermaid on her mother's side, which explains why she can't sing on dry land.
That's stupid. You're obviously getting married next butterfly.
This has happened with every Pedro that ever said hola to me.
They'll never understand ;_;
I concur with you both. _ DFTBA
I wouldn't want to feel like Picasso. I don't like any of his movements. Especially cubism.
“In my experience, writers tend to be really good at the inside of their own heads and imaginary people, and a lot less good at the stuff going on outside, which means that quite often if you flirt with us we will completely fail to notice, leaving everybody involved slightly uncomfortable and more than slightly unlaid.
So I would suggest that any attempted seduction of a writer would probably go a great deal easier for all parties if you sent them a cheerful note saying “YOU ARE INVITED TO A SEDUCTION: Please come to dinner on Friday Night. Wear the kind of clothes you would like to be seduced in.”
And alcohol may help, too. Or kissing. Many writers figure out that they’re being seduced or flirted with if someone is actually kissing them.”
— Neil Gaiman on how to seduce a writer.
Not just writers of course. To me, this sounds like a very, very good way to make things obvious
FInding Nemo.
I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.
Social Darwinism is something different than what you're talking about.
I feel I should make a list of what I do with said friend that seems gay.
-tell each other we love each other
-send hearts to each other (usually after an insult)
-make hearts with our hands in class
-after I broke up with my girlfriend he said that this just meant we could finally be together
-sexually suggestive winking
-anal
Tea in the morning. Tea in the afternoon. Tea in the evening.