We should all stop abusing and harassing homosexuals. Instead, we should help cure them of their illness. amirite?

I actually like this one because then I can just call to school and say I can't go anymore, I'm sick.

Amirite is where all the hipsters go because they feel MLIA is too popular. It's sad that so many people miss out on great things just so they don't want to "conform". Worst. Way. To live. Ever. amirite?

Because we dont want to hear fake stories about beating a teacher at a nija battle in dinosaur pjs while he gives you an A for effort and get a high five and say how 'epic' it is

It must really suck dick to be a girl. Haha get it? Because not only would it be horrible to be a female, but because females have to suck their bf's dicks. Hence, it would "suck cock" to be a girl. You might not think that's funny so you can just skip over this post, but don't vote NW just cuz you don't get the joke. It's not fair to do that to a post just because you don't understand. amirite?
We should be able to text during school and not get in trouble, amirite?
@Tallglassofwater I'm pretty sure the point of school is to pay attention to the teacher and learn, not text Becky about that one...

But Becky just texted me and said she kissed Johnny. That's a problem; I like Johnny. I mean..OMG, Becky's not even hot!

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Jokes about Rebecca Black are so last Friday, amirite?

Give her a break, seriously. She has a very troubling childhood. I mean it is an extremely difficult thing to decide which seat you're going to sit in. ESPECIALLY when there is only one seat open.

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It's weird that you can just add people as friends on here, without any consent from them. amirite?

It's like raping them with friendship.

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Nice Hummer. Sorry about your penis, amirite?
Two men walk into a bar. The first says, "I'll have some H2O." The second one says, "I'll have some H2O too." Then he dies, amirite?

snorts and pushes up glasses

Rebecca is gonna get down to Wal-Mart on Black Friday, amirite?

Highlights:

-"Fried Eggs"
-Teaching me the days of the week
-Rhyming bowl with cereal
-Most awkward facial expressions to ever grace YouTube
-Turning choosing a seat in the car into a decision to determine the fate of the universe

How to get over your fear of the dark: As soon as you turn the lights off, start masturbating. No monster wants to see that shit. While doing it, stare at the corner and whisper, tenderly, “this is for you”, amirite?
Going to google and typing in "Google Gravity", then clicking "I'm feeling lucky" could have you entertained for hours, amirite?

Ahhh, you bitch!!
NOW how am I going to do homework D:

@acisseJ What was the ending?

The names of all the directors, actors, and film crew rolled across the screen. Pretty cliche IMO.

Funny prank: Change all the names in someone's phonebook to other peoples' names, and then while they're trying to figure it out you beat them to death with a crowbar, amirite?
@newbie also try this one: put the hand of someone who is sleeping in a glass of water and then pee on him!

no try this: get a gum wrapper, fold it back up, offer it to somebody, and when they see there's no gum, take their virginity without asking.

Funny prank: Change all the names in someone's phonebook to other peoples' names, and then while they're trying to figure it out you beat them to death with a crowbar, amirite?
@That made me laugh so hard I started choking -_-

(Your+name+(optional)): Funny prank: Write a hilarious post and have someone read it. While they sit there, choking on their laughter, you beat them to death with a crowbar.

It would be weird if Anthony was really a girl, an old man, or even your neighbor, and just got the picture from the internet. For all we know, Anthony could be an advanced chimpanzee, amirite?

Actually, Anthony is a mythical creature known only to those who visit amirite. His current whereabout are unknown, but he was last seen in a pineapple under the sea. Several accounts describe Anthony as a polka-dotted, six-armed, scuba-diving prostitute. He is known to travel with an assortment of creatures including unicorns, penguins, and lima beans. Once every blue moon, he emerges from the depths of the ocean atop a sperm whale. The Anthony creature emits a loud howling noise similar to an injured mongoose. If you hear this noise or see a creature similar to the one described, please call 1-800-HOLYSHIT.