I actually like this one because then I can just call to school and say I can't go anymore, I'm sick.
Because we dont want to hear fake stories about beating a teacher at a nija battle in dinosaur pjs while he gives you an A for effort and get a high five and say how 'epic' it is
But Becky just texted me and said she kissed Johnny. That's a problem; I like Johnny. I mean..OMG, Becky's not even hot!
Give her a break, seriously. She has a very troubling childhood. I mean it is an extremely difficult thing to decide which seat you're going to sit in. ESPECIALLY when there is only one seat open.
It's like raping them with friendship.
Girls don't have penises.
snorts and pushes up glasses
-Teaching me the days of the week
-Rhyming bowl with cereal
-Most awkward facial expressions to ever grace YouTube
-Turning choosing a seat in the car into a decision to determine the fate of the universe
Holy funner shoot face thingading head.... This is flying hilarious
Ahhh, you bitch!!
NOW how am I going to do homework D:
The names of all the directors, actors, and film crew rolled across the screen. Pretty cliche IMO.
no try this: get a gum wrapper, fold it back up, offer it to somebody, and when they see there's no gum, take their virginity without asking.
(Your+name+(optional)): Funny prank: Write a hilarious post and have someone read it. While they sit there, choking on their laughter, you beat them to death with a crowbar.
Actually, Anthony is a mythical creature known only to those who visit amirite. His current whereabout are unknown, but he was last seen in a pineapple under the sea. Several accounts describe Anthony as a polka-dotted, six-armed, scuba-diving prostitute. He is known to travel with an assortment of creatures including unicorns, penguins, and lima beans. Once every blue moon, he emerges from the depths of the ocean atop a sperm whale. The Anthony creature emits a loud howling noise similar to an injured mongoose. If you hear this noise or see a creature similar to the one described, please call 1-800-HOLYSHIT.