Ninjaintraining

You played Disney Channel games on the computer as a kid, amirite?

Disney would make me think I could send online messages to the stars, like Raven. Why did I believe them?

Lots of girls would have been disgusted if a stripper movie had been made for guys instead, amirite?

Oh my. I saw Magic Mike with my two aunts, my mom, and my grandma. Then afterwards, the theatre gave everyone (including those who were not there to see Magic Mike) a sample of a new cereal called Crunchy Nutts. Imagine a bunch of middle aged women laughing about it.

Sawyer is very hot, amirite?

From... Lost?

When you were little, you used to mash up your ice cream to make ice cream "soup", amirite?

I still do that!

You've accidentally flashed a multitude of people before, amirite?

In 7th grade, there was this guy who ALWAYS mooned us (dunno if that's considered flashing, but oh well). One day after school my friend and I were walking to another friend's house, when we noticed that guy walking a few yards behind us. I thought it would be a fun idea to get back at him if the two of us mooned him (I was beyond stupid back then). She thought it was a good idea so we counted to three and I mooned the guy. She didn't...

As long as nobody wears shirts saying stuff like "kill the Jews!" there shouldn't be a dress code at school, amirite?

At my school, clothing can't have writting on it. Weird, I never knew that some shirt saying "go green", or something like that sends the "wrong message".

Bobitalalita. Long story, but it was the name of my imaginary squirrel when I was in 5th grade.

You will always have that one weird food combination that you absolutely love, that when others see you eat it, they are completely disgusted and grossed out. amirite?
@pizza and ranch dressing!!!

That's not very odd or uncommon...

You've run into porn at least once by mistake online, amirite?

In 7th grade we were researching greek gods, and I clicked on a link to an image to a picture of this one greek god, who happened to naked (not exactly porn, but oh well). EVERYONE,including my teacher, though I was a perve for the rest of the day.

You have, or have had a dog at least once in your life, amirite?

I don't know why, but I feel like I've somehow missed an important part of my childhood by never having a dog. Not once. When I turn 18 and move out of the house, I'm so getting one.

"Women are the stronger gender". Okay bitch well in that case you can lift the freezer out of the garage all by yourself and I'LL talk on the phone with my friends, amirite?

It's proven that the average woman lives up to 3 years longer than the average man.

Girls: if a guy went through the trouble to ask you out or to the dance, it means he thinks you are naturally pretty. you should put on a nice dress and a modest amount of makeup, that is it. you don't need to stress that much about how you look, because the guy who asked you to do something with him wouldn't have asked you out if you need to do so much to look pretty. amirite?

The fact that a guy wrote this super nice post makes me awww even more.

Atticus is your favorite character in To Kill A Mockingbird...amirite?

"You never really understand a person until you consider things from his point of view . . . until you climb inside of his skin and walk around in it.” One of my favorite quotes from the book.

Directions: place 6 pizza rolls on a plate and microwave for 1 minute. Yeah. Pizza rolls company,no one eats 6 at a time, amirite?

I like to eat at least 40. I'm a teenage girl...

The real geniuses are the ones that don't study and get A's, than the ones that study and get A's. amirite?

This is soooo true. I'm taking AP Environmental Science, and there are some huge geniuses. We had a surprise 25 vocab quiz just after defining them the night before. The super smart guy whose quiz I graded got a 100%, while I completely failed after studying for a long time. I asked him if he has a photographic memory, since her did so well. He replied with "No, I just looked at the key terms the morning of the quiz."Grr, that makes me angry.