I get a lot of lesbian love ads.
My best friend and I are eerily similar; I love/hate her.
I'd be amazed that I could even swim all of the sudden.
But really, I would just be happy that I was at the Olympics and I work harder so I could do better next time.
Why would you not care what they do with the money? If I was kind enough to give a stranger money and they threw it away on drugs, I would be pissed. Just because your life isn't going well, you don't have to turn to drugs.
Or I would donate the money to a homeless shelter.
not really. You're competing against the top athletes in the world. At least you made it to the Olympics.
What!? You mean you can't produce a TV show with just love? This is an outrage!!
Only for about a month after my birthday.
The second one... where does the penis go? Idgi.
For by grace ye are saved through faith, and that not of yourselves: it is the gift of God— not by works lest any man should boast.
I am watching Scrubs while I type this.
Just because you drink, doesn't mean you have to get drunk or drive while intoxicated.
That was the only storm I've ever been afraid of. Just because the lightning was so crazy.
When I dislocated my knee, I tried going back to work without going to the hospital because I thought I could just suck it up. But I ended up sobbing when a man asked me for a cookie. That was the day I stopped trying to be cheery all the time.