If you take all the r's, m's, o's, e's and y's out of "Romney" and add "Sata" to the beginning, it becomes "Satan". This means Romney is Satan.
Only if they were teasing somebody else.
If by awkward you mean a huge turn off, yes.
I rarely tell people when I'm sad, but if I'm truly happy, one of the first things I say will be, "I'm in such a great mood right now".
Plus, the tree is already dead.
If you hover over the image, it shows the text next to your mouse.
I judge a pencil on its eraser and that one is perfect.
In the words of Elton John, "Hollywood created a superstar And pain was the price you paid."
Then half of his body should be somewhere else near by and that head stone should read, "BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE."
My cats scare all the fish away and eat them if they stay.
That's what I was thinking. If the parents take the money for themselves and the person is a teenager, that's wrong. But if the person is living at their house as an adult and the parents are paying for their food, I agree they should help chip in. I also think that the parents are justified in taking half of OP's money if they're putting it in a savings account for them that OP will receive later or will go toward college or something useful.
The thought of my parents spending time together is going to send me into a laughing fit.
I was a pro at drawing pumpkins as a 5 year old.
In some cases, I'd support just good ol' regular castration.