This guy behind me last year in English class always coughed on my neck.
This pretty much applies to everything.
Oooh girl, show me those ovaries. Mmmm yeah.
He got donut holes and a loaf of pumpernickel bread. I don't even want to know what he was going to do with those.
I work in a bakery and this guy came in recently with a raging boner.
This now makes sense.
Yeah. I hate when hand-less bald men are shirtless.
I took this as a Rock, Paper, Scissors post at first.
One of the worst sounds is hearing a bone crack when it is breaking.
I dislocated my knee recently so I can definitely relate.
If you have my cat, your hot water bottle bites.
I'm too afraid to go to sleep now.
Anybody who spells Star Wars as "starwars" probably shouldn't be talking about it, amirite?
I hate having a name one letter off from a man's name. (Norm or Norman).
Whenever I heard "karma" I automatically think of Reddit. Reddit is always a good thing.
Our water drains just fine. Plus I lose so much hair that the walls would look like Cousin It.