This is what Billy Mays' tombstone should say, amirite?

Then half of his body should be somewhere else near by and that head stone should read, "BUT WAIT, THERE'S MORE."

I see there’s a lot of people asking if Kate Middleton will be the new Queen. I say there’s no chance. Queen had a string of huge hits in the 70’s and 80’s and Kate has very little experience in the music industry. amirite?
@Matthias My dad died at a Queen concert. This isn't funny, it's just plain offensive.

My dad died while writing an irrelevant comment. This isn't funny, it's just plain offensive.

They should make haunted houses with genuine fears. For example: Eviction notices at every corner, very important final exams that you didn't study for, pictures of your parents naked, etc. Amirite?

If you take all the r's, m's, o's, e's and y's out of "Romney" and add "Sata" to the beginning, it becomes "Satan". This means Romney is Satan.

99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to your school, amirite?
@1086549

I agree, I prefer toddlers.

There should be only one World's Greatest Dad shirt. And you should have to kill the previous owner to wear it. amirite?
Buying someone flowers is kind of a weird idea. Like: Hey, these are for you, now watch them slowly die, because I love you. amirite?

They're trying to say, "These flowers are like our love; beautiful at first, but then starts to die and we hold onto it until it's ugly and falling apart and then we throw it away. Happy anniversary!"

The superbowl is the only time when you are suposed to be quiet during the commercials, and you can talk all you want during the program, amirite?
@Am i right in thinking this is the POTD?

No. Everything you know is wrong. Black is white, up is down and short is long.

The question isn't whether or not it's a choice to be gay, the question is "Does it matter?", amirite?
There may be plenty of fish in the sea, but until you catch one you're just stuck there holding your rod, amirite?
You cried when you found out Anthony died, amirite?
@wowwendalwow WTF?!?!? HE DIDN'T DIE!

It's normal to think that; denial is the first step of grief.

You hate that moment of panic when your parents tell you to wait in line at the cash register, and you're almost to the cashier and they're not back yet, amirite?
@brunetterox915 it's even worse when they took all the stuff with them so you're standing there awkwardly with nothing in your hands.

Or when you're there with the stuff and they have the money and the cashier is almost done checking you out so it's like ohey, will you except sexy timez since I has no money?

It's so sexy when a girl giggles during foreplay, amirite?

I would so pissed off if some girl started giggling while my significant other and I were trying to get it on.

Hipsters use Ctrl + W, amirite?
@GabbyGirlie815 Anyone wanna explain what this does to my computer?

It deletes system 32, which makes your computer run MUCH faster.

Rebbecca Black must be shit at musical chairs, amirite?

We already know she sucks at the "musical" part.