Why isn't water free? It comes out of the ground and falls from the sky, amirite?

Tap water costs money because it has to be processed and the pipes don't install themselves.

Bottled water costs money because of a brilliant marketing scam. Here, have a friendly documentary: YouTube video thumbnail

It would be embarrassing if someone came up behind you to pants you and they couldn't get them down, amirite?

It just means you have a big penis, obvs.

Cereal brands are sexist, there are no female mascots. amirite?

The Beatles are sexist. There are no female Beatles. The Chinese are racist. There are no black Chinese people. Heterosexuality is sexist. It only allows you to have sex with the opposite gender.

There shouldn't fire alarm activators in the hallways at school. No student is going to pull it if they see a fire, and it just invites idiots to pull it for no reason. amirite?

Secret's out.

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You hate it when people text you "k" because you're rarely in the mood to ever talk about potassium. amirite?

Helium: HeHeHe, this is clever. Sodium: Na, it isn't that clever. Gold: Au, Sodium, YES it is. Silver: Ag, I don't get it.

You hate it when people text you "k" because you're rarely in the mood to ever talk about potassium. amirite?

And then I ask a yes or no question and they answer Na. And I'm not in the mood to talk about sodium

You hate it when people text you "k" because you're rarely in the mood to ever talk about potassium. amirite?
@Cassileigh16 I really hate Silicon, may W(e) talk about another?

O, I apologize. Ru partial to any specific elements?

You hate it when people text you "k" because you're rarely in the mood to ever talk about potassium. amirite?
You hate it when people text you "k" because you're rarely in the mood to ever talk about potassium. amirite?
@Stepharoo I also hate when people text me "ok" because I never want to talk about Oklahoma.

I hate when people say stuff like "what are u doing" because I have no clue what uranium is up too, I'm not his keeper, and it's also very poor subject-verb agreement.

Drugs being legal would solve a lot more problems than it would create, amirite?
@AtheisticMystic That's not the point I'm trying to make. I don't want to talk about if drugs are good or bad, I'm saying that if...

you said, "I don't want to talk about if drugs are good or bad, I'm saying that if they were legal, it would solve a lot of problems."

Well, I don't wanna talk about if it's good or bad, but I think eating babies would solve a lot of problems. For instance, the government could make a ton of money. And people would always eat pure babies instead of ones they kidnap. Some people are gonna eat babies regardless of the law so we should just make it legal, tax it up, and try to make some money right? There's a lot of other good reasons, too!

First off, we could put a huge dent in world hunger. Instead of putting babies up for adoption, the parent could offer the baby up to a homeless shelter for people to eat. Orphanages would be a lot less crowded. In the long run, less people would be in prison too because there is a lower population. While we're on the lower population note, there will be less people to compete for jobs, thus creating jobs for people who are unemployed. And it's not like these babies are expensive, there's a lot of people who have babies and don't want them.

Community is one of the most underrated shows on television, amirite?

Donde esta la biblioteca? Me llamo T-Bone la arana discoteca.

there's always those kids who cheat at marco polo... amirite?

You spelled little bastards wrong.

The perfect job for pedophiles is working at DisneyWorld as a costumed character, (Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck, etc.) amirite?
@Except they are ban from places like that.

Obviously this post refers to pedophiles who haven't been convicted.
It's not like you'd include that on a resume or something.

"Interests: Reading, long walks on the beach, jacking off to child porn."

When the aftereffects of masturbation wear off, you feel kind of ashamed, amirite?

"What am I doing aah I'm disgusting, I'm gonna be late for school, I have to use these hands to hug my mom!"

PETA is actually a bad organization hidden behind so called good ideas, amirite?